Kickass Humour Novels & Stories

A majority thought that she was the monster deserving to be visited by Karma while others thought that Gerald deserved every dish Kareen served him and was still serving him. 4KU; “Now, A lot of men are going to learn serious lessons from this man who just woke up one morning and decided to destroy his entire life.” BabyBoss; “I bet a lot of men are going to be keeping their third legs... I mean dicks, in place because, in the end, no stranger is worth going downhill for.”

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

It didn't necessarily have to be based on height, beards and body stature, but as long as one improved in knowledge and had the better understanding of what the world considered for him, then he was good to go. "As arrogant as his father!" he sneered at me, dropping his hands by his side and then clenching them into fists, glaring at me with an angered face. "Oh please! Don't bring the dead weak man into this" I said. "So you did know he was weak!" He asked hysterically, laughing as the room was quiet. I guess his joke was more boring than the word itself. I wish his humour was humorous enough, but they lacked the contents which made it really less of what he wanted it to be.

said Eskylrious with a laugh . " What did you just say ?! " said the dark creature . " I said that you were quite funny . " said Eskylrious . " How dare you laugh at me ?! " said the dark creature . " I think it is better to laugh at you than to kill you right away , don't you think ?! " said Eskylrious . " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! You will kill me ?!....That's what's really funny ! " said the dark creature with a vicious laugh .

All right, let’s start over. My name is Sarah Killian, and I am a professional serial killer. No, goddammit, I am not a mother-fucking assassin, goddammit. Sorry. Again. That was my Tourette’s. I just have issues with assassins. They’re jackasses. Every. Single. Last. One. Jackasses. Let’s just say that it’s no coincidence the word starts with two asses, because one ass is not enough for those douche bags.

Though he held up a smile, his tone dripped with sarcasm. “Screw you.” I pushed myself up on my feet, lifting my hand to flick him off with my middle finger before I pushed back the tendrils of hair that had managed to make its way out of the bun I’d put it into, framing the front of my face—no doubt, after being tossed in the air again for the umpteenth time in just one morning. A small, barely noticeable laugh escaped Cassain’s slightly parted lips—one of the few instances he actually allows himself to enjoy the moment—unfortunately, it just has to be when I get my ass kicked my him again, and again, and a hella times more.

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

“Mhmm. Because I like you this way.” My grin wavered when his face turned serious, all the humor leaving his face. With a stern face, he said, “I want to rub your clitty, Kiara.” I didn’t even try to hold back my laughter at what he had just said, and he chuckled along with me, happy to see me laugh. There were tears in my eyes because of the laughter and he wiped them away. “Where the hell did you hear that?” “Some bad Russian porn.” “Ohmygod.” I started giggling and he leaned down, kissing my neck. “You are something else, Mr. Kane.”

The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha! "Stop laughing, you prick!" Kiara's face turned red from his relentless provocation. "It's not that funny!" "Yes, it is! I swear to god, I haven't laughed so much in a while" Akash turned to Creed with thumbs up, "And all the credit goes to you little brother! I give you full marks for that." Creed felt a jittery numbing sensation inside his brain. Akash's provocative attitude hasn't changed a single bit. The last time Creed met him something similar had happened. He kept egging Grisha and realised this guy doesn't know when to shut up.

Matt jumped in laughing. "There's no point in laughing, it will only prove how much of a macho man you are. I mean macho macho,macho man you've got to be, a macho man macho, macho man you've got to be." Grey teased, making some funny gestures with his hands. “Did you hear that?” Killian turned to Matt, laughed and shook his head. Matt willed himself not to laugh at his joke but it was already hard as he ended up giving a husky laugh at his words.