Kimmy Smosh Novels & Stories

Not long after, Kimmy came back from wherever she pulled Anders to, saying that she needed a drink. She took big gulps of her apple cider, then sighed. "These songs are so lame, where is the dj booth." Kimmy looked around, then walked over to the wolf that was dressed as a zombie. Jessie didn’t find a chance to ask her how her talk with Andres went, but w sure she would find out soon enough. The music cut, with Kimmy and the dj thrown in a heated argument, Kimmy won because the music changed to Doja Cat, Candy.

I speak, unconcerned, and calm about the situation. "Oh, sorry! I didn't know he got transferred and I am calling on behalf of Mr. Sherkey Holmes as his wife got into labor just now so he won't be able to attend the meeting at Damison Groups. I am so excited, THEY ARE HAVING A BABY." The lady screams loud enough to impair my eardrums. "Yay! Congratulations to them." I fake my excitement and write it down in my schedule diary. Before she could continue her rant, I keep the phone.

She knew, and Hughes knew that there was no way an Ender could follow them to Kósmima. As Hughes and the supposedly Selena came through the portal and landed safely in Kósmima, the silver-haired girl felt a churning in her stomach – rolling out of Hughes muscly arms, she vomited in his shoes accidentally. Hughes sighed, defeated as she looked at the woman’s vomit in his shoes. He crouched down and held her hair, caressing her back to soothe. “You’ll get used to it”, he said. The woman heaved on the ground. She could smell the freshness of the grass she vomited in. She wiped her lips with the back of her hands and stood up slowly. Her eyes met the horizon, taking her breath away. She stood th

Sienna: The soft hum of birdsong outside the cottage window was the first thing I noticed. That, and the warmth. It was a warmth that I felt, that I did not expect to feel, that I did not know or understand. But the smile that formed on my lips told me quickly that I was well aware of what it was from, that it was from one person and one person alone. It wasn’t from the fire, which had long since burned down to soft embers. But from him. From Damon.

"I know, but Damon…" My mother had suddenly appeared at the door, attracted by the brewing noise; her eyes had grown wide as she spotted Damon and Cassandra half-naked. "What is the meaning of this, Damon? Annie, why are you sobbing?" Cassandra seized the opportunity. She pointed at the pizza I mistakenly spilled on the floor. "Look, Mrs. Scarlett! Your ‘precious’ daughter tried to sneak in and attack Damon! She's trying to get obsessed with him! She doesn't want to accept that the Alpha already chose me. Your daughter keeps doing crazy things even when I'm the true Luna. I have been waiting for this poor thing of yours to leave him for me!"

blushing so hard I almost dropped my fork. I kiss the top of her head, breathing her in. God, she smells like home now. My phone buzzes on the coffee table. I frown. It’s nearly midnight. Only Maja or someone from the station would text this late. I gently slide out from under Kim and pick up the phone. Unknown Number. The message is a photo. My heart freezes. It’s Kim. Taken today. In the campus parking lot. The angle is high—sniper-like, from a rooftop or building. The photo is grainy but clear enough: she’s walking with her tote bag slung over one shoulder, smiling, looking down at her phone. Completely unaware.

I didn't know but the answer wouldn't matter to me anymore. The important thing was that I would no longer be involved with them. I walked home. As soon as I entered the house, I saw Kim eating instant noodles again. When she saw me, she sniffed. "Where have you been? Why is the smell of smoke on your body so strong?" "Is that so?" I tugged at my clothes and smelled it by myself. I could only smell a little bit of it. "Yes, I'm a stewardess. I'm the most sensitive to the smell of cigarettes." Kim stood up and walked to my side. then she took a whiff of the cigarette and said, "Have you gone to see Dave?"

All in all, these guys are better than Reese, Sherly or Madell. “Ahh! And we also met your b*tch step sister. She’s a b*tch,” Kimberly said, moving her head very sassy. “Reese?” Harriet asked. “Reese or what, she’s really a rude woman. She does not even know anything and she’s damn fighting against us even if she’s just an adopted daughter.” Cherry and Janna nudged Kimberly’s side with their elbows. “Ouch! What’s with that?” Kimberly asked.

Karter hums, handing me a marshmallow that he’s already put on a stick for me to roast. “Thank you!” I exclaim, excited to start. Smores are delicious. The warm and gooey marshmallow, the sweet melty chocolate, and the crunchy graham cracker make the perfect treat. Lynn and Joe are sitting next to each other again and instead of Joe’s usual adverted gaze, I feel it burning into my skin. Unless I’m just on fire. I subtly check to amuse myself. Nope, not on fire. A few smores in, Jericho, Thiago, and Kehlani join us. Kehlani’s eyes are a little glassy and her curly hair is a little frizzy. Did they get into a fight? Her cheeks even look a little flushed.

I took it, and he pulled me closer, throwing his arm around my shoulder. "This is unfair," the guy next to him commented, and my cheeks reached their limit, ready to burst. "What is?" Kai asked, and the guy pointed at me. "Why does Slim always get the hot ones?" he asked, and I widened my eyes. Whatever "hot" meant, I was far from it. "I don't know. That really is unfair," Kai replied, looking down at me, and I focused on fiddling with my fingers. "So tonight, we're going underground for the first time since Slim got back," Lilly announced, excitedly.