Novel & Cerita Kinda Funny Fantasy Critic

She sighed, falling back in her chair. "Can I come over and say Hi to him? What does he like to eat?" "Like seriously girl, what does she see in that loser?" I scoffed, switching her phone on. "Um, hot body. Can't you tell?" She smirked, acting naughty. I groaned at her and dropped my eyes on her phone, saying while scrolling over to F******k, "You girls think that dummy is so hot like your fantasy man. Trust me, he's a weirdo!"

“We can’t all spend our lives writing down fantasies that will never happen. Some of us have to treat you when you fall sick from filling your head with so much junk all the time.” I was an English major and Lucia never skipped a chance to remind me about my ‘fantasy’ course. It was a cute word she preferred to use to refer to the unnecessarily explicit erotica novels I divulged practically everyday and sometimes tried my hand at writing. Maybe I should have never let her read them. “Ha ha, very funny,” I muttered drily and slapped the piece of popcorn she tried to snatch from my plate. She shrugged and gave up trying to steal my snack. I turned back and tried to focus on the show I had been

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But I worried that I had already screwed things up. “Before we discuss that further, I’m going to speak about a few different fantasy authors whose works we will discuss in class. Kenneth Regan, I will talk about first. He was born in the early 1900s and wrote some of my favorite books. He was largely known for blending complicated historical issues in Fantasy novels, but he himself was quite funny and light-hearted.” The way Joseph spoke about Kenneth Regan was like he was talking about a friend. His knowledge of not only his professional life but also his personal life was astonishing.

I raise a brow at him, “Now you want to live vicariously through me.” He shrugs, “Might as well, I doubt I would be up for anything more than a fling. Her hair brained friend would have been a perfect ‘friend with benefit’ if she wasn’t so bat shit crazy,” he shivers, “She is like Harley Quinn, she would probably make your fantasy come true but you are scared she would bite of your dick along the way.” That has me laughing hard, especially at Gray’s horrified face, “What’s so funny?” I straighten up at Lydia’s voice. She is walking with Cassandra and Xavier.

“‘Hurry up, Miss Driver, I’m running late and we have a quiz on fifth period. Hurry please. Hurry, hurry, hurry.’ “The student also looks stressed overall. She’s got thick eye bags and her hair’s still dripping fresh out of the shower, a comb stuck in the tangles. She’s eating a sandwich with one hand and writing a school report with the other. Loose-leaf paper is spilling out of her binder. “The second suspicious passenger is a female dwarf.” “You mean like Kili in The Hobbit?” Kate asks without opening her eyes. Even as she does, she imagines a female version of the hot dwarf prince, wearing a medieval leather jerkin with royal embroidery. Automatically, she has assigned Tauriel’s elven fa

Tell me your darkest fantasies. "What! I'm not admitting to shit." "Come on, tell me," he urged, laughing. Axton's laughter was one of the most beautiful I'd ever heard because it was light and a sharp contrast to his baritone voice. "Okay, let me tell you mine," he continued. "When I was a young, horny bastard, my biggest fantasy was getting a massage from three-breasted women and they only massaged me with their boobs." I doubled over and whizzed with laughter, falling off the bed. Axton cackled and lifted me, wrapping himself around me.

John was optimistic but it wasn't enough to keep them still, the quivering sound of one of the campers was a signal that it was only a matter of seconds before everything went South for them. "Gary... I know you are frightened but please for your sake and the rest of us do not do anything stupid." John said trying to manage the whole situation and it was too late, the long claws of a beastly creature had slized through someone's flesh. The creature was huge with animalistic features of a wolf it's eyes a shiny red that was visible through the dark. It stood tall with the upper half of it's body widely intimidating and they all looked like ants before him. Their eyes went slowly to look at Ga

“You are such an unbeliever and you will regret it when the creatures decide to start showing up.” “I think you’ve read one too many fantasy books,” I patted her head in a comforting manner, “You should try nonfantasy.” “You should try believing more.” “I do believe,” I smiled, “In things that make sense like science and not children's stories like the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny.” “The tooth fairy isn’t actually as nice as people think,” she said suddenly, “They’re actually mean fairies who steal your teeth and use them to lay a curse on you.”

"Of course. That seems like a pretty specific fantasy." "No, not really. Like I said, my most common fantasy version is a vaginal gang-bang in the dark, starting with one guy. Here I am mixing that fantasy with a particular critical real-world limitation and some good fortune in terms of a prior activity. I have to stress, I really do want this. Penetration by flesh and blood is... it is something I miss. Shall we?" "That sounds very good to me. How do you want it? Laying down? Hands and knees? I am not sure the floor in here..."