Kinda Funny Fantasy Critic Novels & Stories

“Wow.” “What?” “It's just,” I shook my head, “surreal. I have read and watched all of your existence, but they are very very certain to let us know that you guys are all fake and just fiction,” I wheezed. “Please, fiction,” she rolled her eyes. “Like humans could ever think of something so great. Seriously, most of the ideas come from higher demons that you know, either made a deal with a human and sold out or one that is probably in the industry.”

Sounding indifferent as is my normal mode of communication. 'You mean send my minions to pack up your apothecary room and ship them to the sweet U.S of A? Really? What could possibly be so intriguing over there this time?' Rinny sighed down the phone, shifting around and making noise, indicating she is at her desk. Rinny likes to moonlight as a writer of fantasy fiction in the human world, hilarious to me considering her life is in reality everything she puts in her books.

She tilted her head while questioning. "Oh, we have books and plenty of stories about mythical creatures, I think most, if not all of it exist here." Alexis nodded as she spoke, she was fairly confident her brain conjured up all these creatures to distract her from her impending death. As depressing as it was, Alexis hadn't felt the slight bit affected by the thought because she was thoroughly distracted. "Like history books?" The woman asked looking slightly suspicious of Alexis. Though Alexis noticed she thought nothing of it. "No, no fictional books. Like romances and stuff." She knew the word fantasy probably didn't exist here. "Enough of that anyway. Your my mana tutor, right?" Her voic

“If you notice me foaming at the mouth please jerk me back to life.” Teddy made a face. “Sure I would,” he retorted sarcastically while lifting his bound hands to show Anthony. Anthony smiled. “You will be surprised what you are capable of when your boss’ life is in danger.” With those words, he closed his eyes again. His mouth made small movements as he whispered ancient words he had read about in his father’s account of the monster experiment that created what Theodore was. A minute later his ears popped loudly and his spirit left his body and hovered.

“I can’t believe you actually read this shit. It’s fucking hilarious. This dude just came like five times inside this chick, like right in a row. In what universe is that even believable?” Oh my God, of course he’d found a sex scene of all things. “It’s fiction,” I argued defensively as I yanked my Kindle from his hand. “I like it a little bit unbelievable. That’s why I read it, you moron. To escape the real world. If I wanted believable, I’d just stop reading and return to my life.” “Yeah, but she called his dick a meat shaft.” “Oh my God.” I scowled. “You’re one of those annoying people who quibble over every little detail in a book, aren’t you?”

Deliberately forgot, but that's hardly the point. I grind my pussy against his hardness as he swipes my hair to one side. He buries his face in my exposed neck and takes a long sniff. "You smell like a real-life wet dream." Real-life wet dream? I laugh at my vivid imagination. Tens of women at work drool over Rhys Redmond, but I must be the only one filling up pages with fantasies of things that will never happen. If this doesn’t get me checked into a mental facility, nothing will.

Until dawn crept through the curtains. Until the package arrived. Until tomorrow became today. And the fantasy The forbidden, addictive, all-consuming fantasy Became forever. Fade out on the snow. On two new passports lying open on the dresser. On two gold bands glinting in the wea k morning light. On her moan soft, satisfied as he whispered against her skin: “The fantasy never has to end.”

Hey everyone!! I am author buttercup. And am here today with my first novel. I hope you guys will like this story. So the story is about a poor girl. Who always think to be treated like a princess.. but in her family she was just treated like a slave.... Her brother who was a small business man he tricked his sister to climbe into the bed of a business tycoon and this was all just for a big business deal... What will happen now? When she know that her own brother had trick her like this? What will happen when the man and woman face-off eachother?

But she did not, rather she pinned her lips in a thin line and watched as the woman began busying herself which bringing out ingredients for her special delicacy. Kehlani was thinking of her manuscript which was why she opened her big fat mouth and asked, "Do you believe in fantasy?" Now she sounded like a creep, poor kind woman would be thinking she was a Lunatic with where she was headed. "Why, of Course." The woman nodded her head so excitedly like she had just won a lottery or something, "Hmm, what kind of fantasy do you believe?" Kehlani ventured.

"She doesn’t recognize the top model, Scarlett Cohen, and is not bothered about what is going on. She doesn’t hesitate to admire things closely… She talks with non-living things… Pretty amazing... She is my t-y-p-e…" As Shishir was trying to assume thing and had already started to built castle in the air,suddenly he saw a man in his mid-twenties approaching her. Shishir's castle was about to be destroyed in no second. So he held his heart tight and waited for what was coming.