Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog Para Sa Crush

Gold digger witch, a mistress bitch, a crazy selfish woman. At marami pang iba! Ito ang tawag ng mga tao sa kanya. Isang mukhang perang babae na gagawin ang lahat sa ngalan ng milyones! And she's none other than... Ainaliv Cheska Verdida na ngayon ay isa ng Gold digger single mom witch! Hindi niya inasahan na magbubunga ang isang gabi na nawala siya sa kanyang sarili at nakipag one night stand sa isang baklang Bilyonaryo! Muling nag krus ang kanilang landas. Nang lumipat siya ng trabaho at naging boss niya ang baklang Bilyonaryo na si Antonia/Antonio Miguel De Vera. Ano ang mangyayari sa muli nilang pagkikita?

Sylvia Torres has always had a crush on Alex jones until she kissed quiet Patrick to prove otherwise. Now to keep up with her lie, she must be closer to Patrick or else be humiliated by Alex's girlfriend. But what happens when real feelings set in and there's more to Patrick and Alex than just total opposites at school? Find out in this emotional rollercoaster....

Inosente sa unang tingin tila di makabasag pinggan ang awra ni Dorothy Sebastian. Pero kapag ito ay umpisa ng magsalita ikaw ay mauubosan ng dahilan, palusot, oh anong pigil mo wala ring kwenta. Parang bata, wala sa tamang pag-iisip, baliw, kulang sa pagmamahal, abnormal, at higit sa lahat' manyak. Yan ang laging bansag sa kanya dahil kung anong laman ng utak n'ya. Ay gagawin at gagawin n'ya ang gusto n'ya. Paano mo ba maiiwasan ang ganitong babae? Lalo na kung ikaw ay nagustohan at natipuhan n'ya? Kahit anong pigil mo para hindi kalang magkakasala. Paano kung s'ya na mismo ang gumagawa ng paraan. Kaya mo pa kayang umayaw kung ang ng gagahasa sayo' ay isang inosenteng manyak? Hanggang saan ba ang pagpipigil ni Darwin sa sarili' para hindi lang magkasala sa kanyang misyon. Kung gayong unti-unti na s'yang nakaramdam ng pag-ibig kay Dorothy.

Isang malusog na sperm. Ito lang ang kailangan ni Virgou sa lalaking nakitaan niya ng katangian para maging ama ng kanyang anak. Si Zerriko Gray. Estudyante sa paaralang itinayo ng kanyang yumaong ina. Hindi siya nagdalawang-isip na alukin ang binata at nagtagumpay na mapapayag ito. Ngunit, hindi pera ang hiniling kapalit kundi ang kanyang puso. Paano niya ibibigay ang hinihingi nitong kabayaran kung ang puso niya ay tumitibok hindi sa lalaki kung hindi sa katulad niya ng kasarian? Magagawa ba nitong basagin ang baluti niya at ilabas ang marupok niyang katauhan? *** Para kay Zek, si Virgou ay isang bituin. Isang bituin na mahirap abutin ngunit kusang kumalas sa daan nito at nahulog sa kanyang kandungan. He knew her depths and darkness. Her light, because she was like a transparent glass. She is smooth and hard. Beautiful and clear. Can resist the heat. Endured pressure and breakage. But more than a mere glass, she is his queen. Always and forever. His glass queen.

Cedrick Marlan Wu, a physician also known as Doctor Alucard. He is also behind the multi-billionaire Wu Pharmaceutical Company & Wu Medical institution (WMI). During his wedding day, it turns the time as a nightmare to him. His bride showered to her own blood. It was known Wu Wedding Massacre. Where hundreds of people died on that tragic accident. After the accident, he obtains the phobia so called Philophobia. (Fear to love) He perform surgery during only full moon, reason why they called him Doctor Alucard.

Si Lou Wisesun ay may kakayahan na makita ang future marriage ng isang tao. Kaya nitong tuklasin ang buong pangalan ng taong mapapangasawa mo at taon kung kailan mismo kayo maikakasal. Handa ka bang magbayad para makilala si “The One”? Ngunit anong gagawin mo kung nakita sa’yo na ikakasal ka sa isang mahirap na farmer? Sa isang lalaki na may limang kapatid at walang ibang ginawa ang buong pamilya niya kundi ang magtanim ng palay sa kanilang bukiran. Kaya mo nga bang baguhin ang takbo ng tadhana mo? This is the story of Onalisa Gwen. She has a mission. A mission to stop marrying her future Husband in order to protect her family reputation.

"Isang halik lang sana ang kapalit ng laro… pero bakit parang ako ang nabaliw?" Dahil sa biruan ng kanyang mga kaibigan, nahalikan ni Blaze ang lalaking palaging pagala-gala sa labas ng kanilang university—isang baliw, ayon sa lahat. Pero ang hindi niya alam, ang ‘baliw’ palang ito ay may itinatagong napakaraming pagkatao. Isa siyang sikat na singer, respetadong doktor, propesor, Mafia King, at higit sa lahat... isang nagtatagong multi-billionaire. Ngayon, kung ikaw si Blaze... Hindi ka rin ba mababaliw?

Penelope Brielle Acosta is a bride-to-be however she had a one night stand with a man who isn't her future husband-to-be.Natagpuan niya ang sarili na walang saplot nang umagang magising at nang malingunan sa tabi niya ang lalaking inakalang pakakasalan ay ganoon na lamang ang gulat niya ng hindi iyon ang lalaking dapat niyang pangakuan ng kanyang vows. She shared a drunken night to a stranger!She was fully convinced that she was with her man last night. What happened to her bachelorette party and how did she end up with a stranger in her bed? And why did she end up marrying that stranger who took her that night?

LANDIIN si Gabino Melchor!Di baleng bumaksak ang grade basta pasado kay crush!Kaya lang hindi pala pwedeng maging sila....First love ni Sabrina si Gabino kaya naman ng maging sila ay nakalimutan niya ang problema sa sariling pamilya.. Mahal na mahal niya ito pero ng mag bunga ang kapusukan dala ng kabataan nila, nalito siya. Mahal niya si Gabino at alam niya na marami pa itong pangarap at malaki ang tiwala niya na malayo ang mararating ng lalaki hindi katulad niya na maraming hang ups sa buhay at hindi alam kung anong pangarap niya sa buhay.So she decided to left him without telling him that he's going to be a father..Pinili niyang lumayo para hindi maging hadlang sa pangarap nito..5 years later their paths meet again.. Sa isang club kung saan siya nag ttrabaho and all her feelings for him rekindle..Will she let herself to be happy this time??

In which a guy asked his neighbor for her wifi password in return for a kiss. Meet Kim Yoo-Mi, a young girl who has been inlove with her neighbor since she's 12, since she saw him through her window in her room. But he is a snob. He never talks to her and even takes a glance on her. And now that she's 16, she was surprised when he tried to communicate with her only to get her wifi password because his internet was cut off. She thought he was making friends with her, but she's wrong. Will she give him what he wanted? What if he'll found out that his name was her wifi password? Meet Yoon Jeonghan, the arrogant and snob basketball player in the school. He's the most popular in the campus and a playboy one. He always finds his neighbor cute so after 4 years of snobbing her, he tried to communicate with Yoo-Mi by getting her wifi password. What if Yoo-Mi found out that it's not true that his wifi was cut-off? That he only made an excuse just to kiss her?