Ladybug Pee Novels & Stories

“I don’t see any rats, Paul, just… what was that little black thing across the street?” “Uh-huh, you see it too! Thousands of them! It looks like little black rats or something, they just… skitter.” In the moonlight, they caught a glimpse of one of the little black things. “That ain’t no rat Paul, they’re… they’re… they’re huge cockroaches! Huge goddamn cockroaches!” “Go! Let’s go!” A sick, crunching sound could be heard as their tires rolled over the giant bugs. Green goo squirted out of the huge cockroaches as they crushed beneath the bicycle tires.

"The servant's stomach suddenly exploded, and many small red bugs had crawled out from her belly." There were so many bugs that it was a sea of red with no ends. "They crawled in shocking speed and attached themselves to whatever objects they came across, no matter living or dead. Within a few seconds, the legs of a stool had been completely corroded." Mango could easily imagine what the consequences would be if they were attached to a person's body. "Thinking of this, she could not help worrying about Bettany." Could Bettany really handle it? "There were so many bugs, what if one of them got Bettany?"

He really did look miffed, but she couldn’t help being happy at the prospect of watching romance bloom. The giddiness faded as she entered the hall and remembered all of the work yet to be done. “Milady! You must come look at this.” A frantic young woman in braids ran up to her, gripping her skirt in her hands. “The pantry is crawling with vermin and beetles. Everything is spoiled!” “How big are the beetles?” Andrea asked warily. If it was anything bigger than an Oreo cookie she wasn’t going to touch it. “Feeder beetle larva!”

"They're bugs! So many of them!" Countless minuscule bugs crawled onto the men's bodies and began sucking their blood, tunneling their way into their skin. Larissa blinked. A faint but familiar scent wafting in the air jolted her memory. Wasn't this the ointment she customized to trap venomous insects? Watching Vincent and Birdie return with their arms linked, she raised her eyebrows at them. "Great job, Vince!" Larissa smiled when she realized what was happening. Vincent expected a scolding rather than a compliment. Feeling proud, he stood up straight and feigned modesty, saying, "Mommy, you taught me to rid society of jerks."

she repeated. The witch priestess shrieked with anger, and she cast spells on Elise by conjuring Buprestid beetles (or Jewel beetles) of color bright purple-red. This type of beetles could split a log when they attack. Although Elise did not know this fact, she was sure that these beetles were no good for her. She threw an invisible layer of cloth and caught all of them. She hurled them away against the wall, near the altar, and the Buprestid beetles scattered all over the wall.

I heard the door open, and shut, followed by the physician wimping, and making hissing noises, sucking in his breath, as he walked. It served him right. Shortly, I heard the sound of water rushing on leaves. They were going through some kind of bush. It wasn't the forest because they wouldn't use a car. But he was plain disgusting to pee in nature. Just then, something white came up, and the bug fell off, landing on the floor with a thud. I saw the impostor for a brief moment, scratching his ear, and after that, he finished his business, and left the bug there on the floor.

A woodpecker was heard. I was stunned as little green worms came crawling to me, lifting two-thirds of its body into the air from time to time. I giggled at the worms dancing, I couldn't believe what my eyes were seeing. After the dance, the worms sat as still as stones and when I touched their bodies, they shook delightfully. I picked one of them up and placed it on my leg, it began to journey over me and my whole heart was glad, then I placed it back on the ground. A procession of ants suddenly appeared from nowhere, I watched as they lugged a dead spider into a tree trunk for breakfast. I spotted a ladybug dancing in its flight and I giggled.

The room rustled with bugs as a result. “Hmm,” Meguitte carefully picked her way across the room, avoiding the trap which was as freshly marked as the day Leighton had made it, and selected a jar that already seethed with bug life. She set it near the door and reached out with her power. “Inlerum caprae.” Within moments, the bugs began making trails towards the jar, the flies plunging into the sticky mess, and the insects crawling up the glass. “Nice,” Connery approved from behind the mask. “Can you do anything about the smell?”

"The controlling shares are still in my hands! You're nothing but a puppet!" Seeing Peter unmoved, Grandma grabbed an antique vase from the coffee table and hurled it at him. She roared, "I won't repeat myself again! I said get on your knees!"

His shriek was girly, and she felt a moment of panic he’d wake the baby but then she was laughing hysterically at the sight of the grown man standing on the upholstered chair in their living room while pointing at the giant mechanical bug circling. “You!” he turned annoyed eyes in her direction. He was huge, red and angry with his fists bunched. “Kong!” she screamed at him unable to quell her laughter. “Oh, you are in so much trouble, Ladybird,” he was trying to get off the chair without knocking it over, his aversion to the bug, even knowing it was a toy, evident. Presley flung the remote control and raced past him in the direction of the bedroom while his heavily pounding feet gave chase.