Laughter Mlp Novels & Stories

Liam said laughing. ****** *****

Alexis stood in front of the mic and addressed everyone. "Good evening everyone, I know by now that you all know about Lorenzo's death," she said and it was quickly followed by murmurs. "Yes, I know very sad. The saddest part here is that he was so easy to kill. I thought he was going to fight, but he just foamed at the mouth and died," Alexis said and it was quickly followed by waves of laughter.

Maybe I really should have woken up earlier. ***** LMCD22

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[Opening Scene] ML is having dinner with his girlfriend, FL barges into the restaurant and slaps ML hard on the face, everybody’s attention turns to them; ML is confused and confronts her, FL accuses him of being a liar, he lied about using a condom on their one-night stand and now she is pregnant; ML denies knowing her, his girlfriend is in shock, he tries to defend his innocence; ML’s girlfriend slaps him too and then takes off, not before breaking up with him; ML is pissed and asks FL to reveal her identity, he’s never seen her before, nor he does one-night stands; FL doesn’t believe him, she tells him that she has proof, she knows about the tattoo on the left side of his abs;

"You tiny pipsqueak! How dare your juvenile jaws lecture my line?! Which rotting swamp did your stinky coat crawl out of?" Maintaining absolute composure, Layla matched her gaze and corrected her. "Are your vision lines completely dead? Can your wolf not differentiate between a high-tier runner and a swamp vegetable? An onion is a green plant that grows in the mud. Your brain hasn't even mastered the basic mechanics of an argument. What a total dummy." The entire crowd erupted into a massive roar of laughter!