Mlp Funny Novels & Stories

[Opening Scene] ML is having dinner with his girlfriend, FL barges into the restaurant and slaps ML hard on the face, everybody’s attention turns to them; ML is confused and confronts her, FL accuses him of being a liar, he lied about using a condom on their one-night stand and now she is pregnant; ML denies knowing her, his girlfriend is in shock, he tries to defend his innocence; ML’s girlfriend slaps him too and then takes off, not before breaking up with him; ML is pissed and asks FL to reveal her identity, he’s never seen her before, nor he does one-night stands; FL doesn’t believe him, she tells him that she has proof, she knows about the tattoo on the left side of his abs;

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

MOLLY I had a problem. I was pointing a gun at a guy with green makeup on his face, and I kept thinking how he looked like that goblin guy from one of those superhero movies. A bubble of laughter was coming up in my sternum. I tried stopping it, I did, but once it was past my throat, it was hopeless. I bent over, my gun still in the air, and the laughter was kapoosh! Totally coming out of me. I winced, hearing a note of hysteria on the edge of it.

Just pack your bags and you're home. … Hearing the sweet deal did not exactly shock me, but it sure did send a warm fuzziness through me. It was like finally getting a high-five for my skills, something Seth and Lily never bothered to dish out.

Cereal_killer HEY THERE, ANNABELLE. Not_annabelle -_- ANNABETH. Cereal_killer I KNOW, BUT, WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? Not_annabelle YOU THINK ANNABELLE IS FUNNY? Cereal_killer OF COURSE. OMG, HAHAHAHA, DON'T EVEN REMIND ME. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER, THE DAY I WATCHED THAT MOVIE. I_pooped BUT, I- Yes_you_suck

My eyes widened for a second, then I shook my head and brought myself to look at her with a frown. "Good point. Relationships are complicated, even when they end. Sometimes it's hard to let go I guess, huh?" "I think we know better than anyone." Liza giggled and nudged me in the ribs teasingly. I chuckled, and then we both burst into high pitched laughter. It's always so ironic how the most messed up shit is hilarious to laugh at in hindsight. What are we thinking, anyway? Staying around people who treat us like shit.

Could they have heard what they said? Cain suddenly burst out in an awkward laughter and punched my arm playfully, “Oh dear!” he clutched his stomach, “you are so silly, Malric! And I love your sense of humor. Good goddess! Oh, don’t worry folks, he loves to joke around a lot. Please carry on with your business, it was only a joke.”

he asked her, giving her an innocent look. “You think you’re very funny, don’t you, you little piece of Gorilla Fart?” she asked him angrily, trying to turn his joke on him. Mac and Tara actually laughed this time. N-1-9-8-9 gave her a dazzling smile. “Ahhh… she is smart,” he said. “And nope, I’m not funny. I just think I’m a little too hot.” Mac took a gulp of his beer. “Left fist or right fist, Yenny. Just say the word and I’ll give it to him,” he offered.

Mirabel says with her a smirk, and Malisha uses a cough to mask the laughter that escaped. Sage and Grayson don't find the joke funny, but when they see the look on their faces, they can tell that they will not budge. They both leave, and Malisha lets out a relieved breath. "Explain something to me, why is my life so complicated?" Malisha turns to her friends. Kimora and Iris snicker whike Mirabel says, "Because you are the main character, babe." "I think I want to be an extra now," Malisha whines.

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"