Learning Funny Quotes Mga Nobela at Kwento

Liam answered, “True! And what about ‘drive-thru’? Shouldn’t it be ‘drive-by’? Like, ‘Yeah, officer, I’d like a Big Mac and a side of justice, please.” “What nonsense are you talking?” Kieron. “Guys, have you ever noticed how escalators are just lazy stairs? They’re like, ‘Why climb when you can ride?’” Jaedon. “Speaking of laziness, remember that time we tried to assemble IKEA furniture? It was like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. I’m pretty sure the manual was written by a confused octopus.” Kioz. “And don’t get me started on fortune cookies. They’re like life advice from a cryptic squirrel. ‘Your lucky numbers are 42, 7, and squirrel.’” Liam.

Nakataas kilay kong sagot. Pero ang linta ay ayaw akong tigilan! Nang-iinis talaga. "Wow, very much in love? What's this Zac? I'm sorry, I can't help myself from laughing!" At tumawa nga ang bruha! Gustuhin ko mang mainis pero paninindigan ko na ang pagiging cool. "What's funny? I bet, no ONE loves you! That's why Love is like a joke for you. I'm sorry dear!" May pity effect pa yarn. At capital spelling talaga ang one!

Habang nagsasalita siya, bigla pa siyang nagdagdag, “Ikaw kasi parang baboy na hindi marunong kumain ng masarap na pagkain.” Napamulagat si Harmony. “Wow, alam niyo pa ‘yang joke na ‘yan?” sabay tawa. Natawa rin si Darien. “Lola, kahit edad niyo na, ang galing niyo pa rin matuto ng mga bagong salita.” “Hmph!” mayabang na tugon ni Lola Nena. Mayamaya, may ibang boses na sumingit, “Ma, sino kausap mo?”

Mas lalo na kung ikaw ang subject ng obsession n'ya. "Point taken. Puwede ka ng maging philosoper sa dami ng mga quotable quotes mo. Come to think of it, sisikat ka. If you want to change your career, now's the time." "I'll take that as a compliment, baby doll. But no thanks. Busy ako." Inungusan ko siya. Ang kapal talaga ng apog ng gunggong na 'to. "Humor me. What do normal people do?"