Humorous Quotes Novels & Stories

Hindi pa naman ako nakapag search kagabi ng something motivational and inspiring quote puro cheesy pick-up lines lang. Buti na lang at nakita ko 'yong quotes for life na nakadikit sa pader. Hindi ko pinahalata na binabasa ko 'yon at dahil do'n, pinuri nila ako kahit na medyo nandaya ako kaya umamin na lang ako at natawa sila. "Pero if words of wisdom para kay Jaq..." this time, I really think hard to form words that could satisfy him to keep living. "Nothing is permanent in this wicked world. Not even our troubles. Kaya cheer up, Jaq. God doesn't give us what we can handle, God helps us handle what we are given." I said straight into his eyes then gave him a bright smile after.

“Hindi ko naman hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo ako, ayoko lang na itanggi mo ako sa harap ng maraming tao, - UTOT!” Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes,it was contagious. “Here’s another!” she giggled. “Pambihirang buhay to oh, araw-araw na lang itlog, itlog, itlog… Do you know who said that?” Her eyes gleamed with mischief. “Who?” I asked, amused. She laughed harder. “hahaha.. Sabi ng BRIEF!”

Inilibot ko ang aking paningin at nakita ko ang iba't ibang quotes na nakasabit sa daraanan. | It's hard to answer the question "What's wrong?" when nothing's right. | Sinunod sunod ko ang pagbasa sa mga ito, nakalilibang kasi. | "We can never go back & change what has been done......but we can always learn the lessons to make things better next time...." | | "Replace tears with smiles! Don't be afraid of wrinkles as you age, because wrinkles are a sign of laughter and smiles." | Ang cute naman nito!

Tila ba nasa loob ito ng comedy bar at hindi niya mapigilan mapahalakhak sa joke na narinig. Nang kumalma si Amber ay agad siyang nagpunas ng butil ng luha na gumilid sa kanyang mga mata. “Sorry, I think I heard a nice joke.” Inabutan siya ni Zavian ng tubig para tuluyang mapakalma. “Are you this desperate to have me invited to your house?” Napailing si Amber. “Pay me? Ridiculous.” Agad na nanlamig ang ekspresyon ni Amber nang sabihin ang salitang ‘Ridiculous’.

I heard a loud hiss. "Tigilan mo na nga mo 'yang kakahanap mo ng mga corny mong jokes!" ang yamot na singhal sa akin ni Manu. Saglit akong tumigil sa kaka-scroll. And yes, naghahanap na naman ako ng mga nakakatawang jokes o 'di kaya'y mga nauusong malupit na mga pick up lines sa social media. Tiningnan ko lang siya, at naiiling na binalik muli ang paningin sa harap ng laptop ko.

That's what making it more interesting. Humalakhak ako ng napakalakas hanggang sa hindi ko na kayang pigilan ang aking sarili. "What's funny?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. He's probably thinking why the hell did I suddenly laugh! "Wala--Hahahahahahha!!!! Hmmp!" Crap! He always do this! "Hmmy! Hat di aw!" (Hey! Cut it out!) He snapped his fingers to free my mouth from his magic. Ugh! "Man, you always do that! Everytime!"

Halos sumayaw ang mga bulate ko sa tiyan dahil sa sinabi niya! I giggled. "Naku, hindi n'yo naman ako kailangang ihatid!" I even swayed my hand in the air as if they were teasing me. "Papabuksan ko lang ang gate..." The other side of my lips rose. Hindi man lang nila magawang tumawa sa joke ko? "Ganoon ba? Ngayon na po ako aalis," sambit ko sa mga robot na nandito. I supposed humor died somewhere around the same time emotions did in this place.

“Mukhang may chemistry ah.” Kaella shot them a death glare. “Back to work, please!” Later, during a lunch meeting with a prospective client, Kaella was mid-pitch when Jerome, attempting to assist, accidentally shared a draft slide that wasn’t supposed to be in the presentation—complete with a meme Kaella had inserted as a private joke. The room went silent… then erupted in laughter. The client wiped tears from his eyes. “I like your team’s sense of humor. It makes this pitch memorable.”

Pinipigilan ko lang ang napangiti, magaling mag joke si Diego may mga kabuluhan talaga. "ano pa?" nakangiti ko paring sabi. "May kasabihan na HUWAG MONG HABULIN ANG ISANG TAO, HINDI KA ASO. HIGAD KA, GAPANGIN MO!" " Hahaha... grabi ka talaga Diego! ikaw na the best comedian, galing ng mga jokes mo ah. Saan mo yan natutunan?" Ngumiti ito sakin saka ako ulit inakbayan, hindi ko nalang pinansin dahil alam ko namang wala itong malisya.