The Temporary Husband
“What is it?”
“Do you know anyone who needs an urgent husband? For a few weeks.”
“I’m sorry what??!”
I sigh, and give her the details. She’s been my best friend since high school, so she knows my family like I knew hers.
She cackles into the speaker, and the evil sound freezes, forcing me to find another spot, I’m sure the officer wouldn’t mind.
Still, her laughter doesn’t unfreeze.
Courtney knows all the hot guys, simply because she made them hot. According to her, she’s the God of every hot man and woman that lives in Goldshore and it’s environs.