Love Is Quotes Funny

Brain with beauty that's Roxanne Sanchez. She was broken hearted to her ex-boyfriend, Rex, when she found another woman besides her and caught it on bed, having sex with his woman in his apartment. She promised to herself not to fall in love again. The pain is too much! She change her hair style maging ang kanyang pananamit. She looks like a tomboy na ikinagulat ng kanyang room mate at bestfriend na si Joy. She resigned also from her secretarial job para hindi na makita muli ang mukha ng ex and find a new job. What if her new boss, Richard Cruzvov will start to court her? A stick to one and romantic man. Magagawa pa ba niyang panghawakan ang pangako sa sarili na hindi na magmamahal muli? Malalabanan kaya ng isip niya ang sinasabi ng puso niya? Bibigyan kaya niya ng pagkakataon muli ang puso niya to love again?

He's a demon prince, playful and deceiving. A cunning and favorite is to lie. His name is Beelzebub, a demon. While She's a normal woman, a blind and pitiful one. Solo in life, and bullied by everyone. Her name is Rana, a human. Paano kung isang araw ay magkasalubong ang mga landas nila? Paano kung ang isang tao ay mapatino ang prinsipe ng demon realm, may malaking epekto kaya ito sa magka-iba nilang mundo? What if, the woman fell first but the demon fell harder Will love wins when Beelzebub wants Rana to be his Queen, yet the king of demon is against it?

"Xavier...hmm, ah." I grasp his soft-lock while grinding faster against him. I hear him moan and grunts so I keep going harder, faster. "Fuck baby, you're making me want to fuck you all the time." He rasps and my body shivers. Oh god did I want him to always fuck me, destroy me, let me see stars.

Si Mia na matapang at palaban ay mapapasabak sa isang misyon. Ang misyon na ito ay ang magpapanggap na may relasyon sila sa apo ng Donya, na walang iba kundi ang aroganteng binata na si Matthew Delos Reyes. Napagkasunduan nilang dalawa na gumawa ng kontrata kapalit nito umano ay babayaran siya ng masungit na binata ng limang milyon. At ang pagpapanggap na ito ay magtatagal hanggang sa tatlong buwan lamang. Ngunit ay may lihim na nararamdaman ang dalaga para sa binata. Ang binata na walang tiwala sa katagang "Pag- ibig". Ang tanong, magbabago ba ang lahat sa loob ng tatlong buwan na ito? Paano kung, alipin parin ito sa isang masamang kasaranan? Matatanggap parin ba niya o tuluyang wakasan ang totoong nararamdaman?

After running away from her wedding, Mariam finds refuge in a beautiful beach resort in Quezon. Hanggang sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay nakabangga niya si Stanley, ang tagapagmana ng isa sa mga sikat na kumpanya sa bansa. Dahil sa isang misunderstanding ay nasampal ni Mariam si Stanley. Takot na baka malaman ng mga magulang kung nasaan siya kapag idinemanda siya nito, she agreed to have a contract marriage with him. It’s also for their own benefits upang hindi na sila maobligang pakasalan ang mga taong pinipilit sa kanila ng mga magulang. It’s only for 6 months and will be a fake wedding. However, a fake wedding comes with a fake relationship as well. Kailangan nilang mapaniwala ang lahat na mahal talaga nila ang isa’t isa to make it worth it. Ngunit as they spend time with each other, their pretense slowly becomes REAL… They find themselves truly, madly, deeply in love with each other. But would they get their happy ending easily knowing na may mga taong hindi makakapayag na mangyari ito? At kung magtagumpay man ang mga ito, is there a chance they find each other again and rekindled the love na sobra nilang ipinaglaban noon? No one can tell what the future holds for the both of them, but one thing is certain… LOVE never lies…

The romance between Avril and Sean starts with youth and innocence. They navigate the ups and downs of their relationship, sharing dreams and building a future together. However, when unforeseen family problems cast a stormy shadow over their lives, the young couple is forced to part ways. As years pass, Avril and Sean lead separate lives, each haunted by the memories of a lost love. But fate has an enigmatic way of doing its magic. They cross paths once more, but this time they are altered individuals who have been scarred by life's hardships. Avril and Sean need to face the demons of their past and work through the challenges of their current existence in order to make everything right. Can they rekindle the flames of their once-indestructible love, or will the shadows of the past prove too formidable to overcome?

Three years ago, Mona, who was at the lowest point in her life, married Thaddeus secretly. The papers were originally a marriage of convenience, but it turned out to be a scheme, long in planning. After the divorce, Mona concentrated on her career and her children.When Thaddeus ran into his ex-wife at an event, now ten times more beautiful than before, it made him look at her differently. He hugged her in his arms in front of the guests. Mona was frightened and baffled by Thaddeus when he proposed to her again. Even her twins urged her to marry the handsome and rich man. While her ex-husband expected her to be moved by his romantic public proposal, Mona was stunned! How will the ex-wife and ex-husband get back together again with the newly born twins?

Kalilah is a single mom who promised to herself that she will not open her heart for a relationship again because of her big heart break in the past. Roswell, a billionaire and businessman will come to her life one day. He was attracted by her and her personality and will fell in love with her. Kalilah doesn't give her attention to him but Roswell will do everything to win Kalilah's heart.

For billionaire lawyer Cynthia, the courtroom is her domain. She's a fierce advocate for women's rights and has won countless battles against injustice. But when her own marriage implodes, she finds herself in the unfamiliar role of defendant. Can she navigate the treacherous waters of her own divorce and emerge with her rights intact?

Bata pa lamang si Bianca ay pangarap na niyang maging isang madre, kaya naman kahit mayaman ang pamilya nila ay walang nagawa ang mga magulang niya nang magdesisyon siyang pumasok sa kumbento after niya makagraduate ng Business Administration sa college. Ngunit noong gabing iyon bago niya tuluyang tanggapin na nakatadhana na siyang maglingkod sa Diyos buong buhay niya ay niyaya siya ng mga kaibigan niya na icelebrate ang last minute ng kanyang pagiging single, dahil kinabukasan ay magpapakasal na siya kay Lord. Ngunit sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari ay nalasing siya at nakainom siya ng alak na may halong ecstasy. Dinala siya ng mga kaibigan sa isang kuwarto sa itaas ng bar para sana makapagpahinga, pero pinasok siya ng isang estranghero at may nangyari sa kanila. Kahit hindi na malinis ay ipinagpatuloy pa rin ni Sister Bianca ang pagpasok sa kumbento, at pilit kinalimutan ang nangyaring noong gabing iyon. Ngunit makalipas ang dalawang buwan ay nalaman niyang buntis siya. Nanganak siya ng lihim at dinala sa bahay-ampunan ang kanyang anak, pero nalaman niya na inampon ito ng biggest donor nila sa simbahan, ang milyonaryong si Mr. Vaughn Avery. Paano niya ngayon mababawi ang anak niya? Panahon na ba para lumabas siya ng kumbento? Ito na ba ang sign na matagal na niyang hinihingi sa Diyos?