Alpha Loren
"You change into a nice dress or something and Carlos and I will book a table. You said you were bored so stop arguing and let us unbored you."
"Unbored isn't a word," I pointed out.
"Get your smartass upstairs and change!"
"Okay! I'm going, I'm going."
Half an hour later Marco and Carlos were in suit and tie and I was wearing what I believed to be a sophisticated black dress and my favourite dangly earrings.
"Best behaviour okay?" I said as we pulled up outside the grand building that was the Duchess, five-star luxury dining restaurant. "That means no pushing, no shoving, no cursing, no messing around. Understand?"