I Waited Until I Was Done
I have tried to persuade my wife, Sandra Kimmel, to go to AnthoNIX's music concert with me 99 times now.
On the 100th attempt, Sandra finally agrees to go with me. She then buys us two front row tickets.
But during the concert, I am stopped outside the venue by the guards because I didn't have my ticket on me. I am then left standing there all alone, immaculately dressed as I am.
None of my calls manage to go through to Sandra, not even when the concert comes to an end.
News of Sandra and her sidepiece attending the concert and asking AnthoNIX to perform his hit song 'Night Blossom' then starts trending online.
My heart shatters into a million pieces. I begin mourning the loss of my marriage.