Marble Hornets Meme Novels & Stories

I swear they are so dead now ! Cookie, cookie, cookie, I'm a cookie monster Break your back, crack it open like a lobster * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * These five went so wild as they twerked the hell out of their asses, that when they finally came to their senses, it was too late. Payback was a bitch, bitchezzzz !!! By then they were all on Faceb*ok live and the whole pack was watching them act like horn dogs.

Mj whispered “is one of them Santa Claus?” Mara laughed and Mj could hear the commotion of people coming in through the backdoor. She couldn't help herself, her nerves were on edge so she continued to joke trying to take the edge off. “oh no I got it” Mj giggled, “one of your friends is the Easter Bunny and the other is a Chupacabra” she was really starting to enjoy herself now. “ No, no, wait I got it,” Mj giggled “all your friends are vicious man eating werebeasts and you're afraid im gonna judge you for having-” but before Mj could say another word Mara removed her hands and Mj blinked to clear the fog in her vision.

VINES – DO NOT DROP. I drop it. It’s every bit as glorious as you’d hope. The crate lands half on Bren’s foot and pops the lid. A green-brown spill of thorned pods rolls across the barley like a cloud of very motivated hedgehogs. Bren swears. He hops. He goes down. He tries to claw them out and discovers the second joke. The little bastards want to go deeper if you tickle them. Mara uses the beat to cut his hamstring with the sort of professional tidiness that makes me love her a little.

(I wished I was joking. Ash darted back into the living room, calling for Pepper, who had clearly lost interest in the chase and was now scaling the curtains like it was a horror movie audition. Marble, on the other hand, lay sprawled across the rug, tongue out, like a casualty of war. “No one throws up in my house,” I called out flatly without looking. “I’M NOT THROWING UP MOMMY! I’M AN ASTRONAUT NOW!” Ash’s voice shot back from behind the sofa. “MARBLE’S ON PLANET MARS! PEPPER’S ON PLANET ONION!”

i KnEw iT! "Guys, I'm so done with the four of you. Just make sure that you win, 'kay?" I gave up. I lost it when he said Levi Spinner. The meme song of Levi being a fidget spinner because of how fast he kills the titans just killed me. The meme, this is too much! Please, send help! "PLAYERS! THE TOURNAMENT WILL BEGIN IN FIVE MINUTES! THOSE WHO ARE NOT PARTICIPATING, MAKE YOUR WAY INTO THE WAITING AREA!"