Novel & Cerita Marvel Puns

She could guess that if Mara's power was not nullified by this island, he would have flew to the other side of the land. "Bok-," Mara held her chin as she recalls the title. "Boku No Pico, you dumbass!" Shane's eyes grew wide and then roared into laughter despite feeling the pain on his stomach. Mara was still shooting him death glares while Shane is barely breathinh due to intense laughter. "How dare you laugh at me?!"

“Yeah, I punish her mother at least twice a day and a mate’s punishment doesn’t seem to work.” Marcella and Wesley share a look of shock. “Dad made a joke, Dad made a sex joke, Marcella calls her mate 'Snookums', Dad is agreeing with Lucy, Marcella beat the shit out of three she-wolves, and Evander is standing up to Bridget,” Wesley looks around. “You all get the world is coming to an end.” Mark and Victor laugh. “I think we can do without the Three Stooges,” Dad is amused, but serious at the same time. “You three are dismissed.”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Marvel said. "This is amazing. I think I could really use a party, not just work work work work every day. We need to have some fun too." Delight said. "Exactly! Which is why I'm giving you all two days off work." Marvel said. Sassy scowled. "Ma'am, are you sure about that? Apart from the first anniversary, I think there is something else worth celebrating, so why don't you share it with us?" She asked and Marvel laughed.

“Wow. That’s so cheesy, Mara.” Mara smirked, her eyes glinting with mischief. “Oh, just wait. Maybe someday, you’ll be passing down the name ‘Maru’ to your own son.”

called comic books Oh, how cool they looked so unique and twisted weird and one-track-minded | But now they’ve hit the jackpot they’re on the silver screen they’re larger than life I don’t know why they’re smaller than they seemed I’m not just talking about Antman but animal and color-themed and everyone else in between | [Chorus] MCU Mom Sees You She has full control of the content Oh, you think you’re so independent You think you died and to heaven you went There’s so many titles to rent But the truth is MCU Mom Sees You She has the whole world on a filter Everyone looks like a model Down to the last strand of Dr. Strange’s hair Everything’s in pop-pop-poppy color Deadpool’s just a misdeme

“Yeah. Andy Samberg is comedy gold. The whole cast is—” “Amazeballs?” he teased. “I was going to say awesomesauce, thank you very much.” He chuckled and turned his attention back to the TV. “DC or Marvel?” “DC.” “Nope. It’s Marvel all the way.” “You’re wrong.” I grabbed another chip and broke it in half. “The Marvel movies are way better.” “I’ll give you that, but if we’re comparing actual cannon, like the comics and stories, then DC wins hands down.”

Mj whispered “is one of them Santa Claus?” Mara laughed and Mj could hear the commotion of people coming in through the backdoor. She couldn't help herself, her nerves were on edge so she continued to joke trying to take the edge off. “oh no I got it” Mj giggled, “one of your friends is the Easter Bunny and the other is a Chupacabra” she was really starting to enjoy herself now. “ No, no, wait I got it,” Mj giggled “all your friends are vicious man eating werebeasts and you're afraid im gonna judge you for having-” but before Mj could say another word Mara removed her hands and Mj blinked to clear the fog in her vision.

Keysha asked. "I can make you fall in love with me, and what's more special, I can make babies," said Marvel while rolling his eyes. Keysha widened her eyes at Marvel's answer, then lightly pinched Marvel's stomach. "Awww, darling," Marvel screamed in pain. "You're just there," said Keysha. "You really know; do you need proof?" Now Marvel is looking at Keysha with a naughty look. "Vel, focus," said Keysha; she was already nervous at Marvel's intense stare.