How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
Never.
“Ugh,” said Maurice. “Honestly, worst superhero team, ever.”
“Oh.” Claire’s wagging tail abruptly stopped wagging. “Really? I thought—”
“Think about it. Invisible Woman, because she turns invisible, fine. Human Torch, obvious, no problem. The Thing, okay. And then Reed Richards. How much of an egomaniac do you have to be to call yourself Mr Fantastic? And what’s that got to do with stretching your arms? Mr Elastic, sure. But Mr Fantastic? If I was in that team, I’d be like, why don’t you Mr Fuck Off?”
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