Dirty Family Secrets
"There's... it's... she's far too busy, probably. She's probably straight, anyway. And even if she's not she's far, far too pretty to have to settle for the likes of me. "
"Oh, bollocks to that settling shite," said Jen. "Phone the girl, Mandy, or so help me God I'll do it for you. Now can we all please all focus on drinking? I have a train to catch and I don't want to have to do it sober."
I was in my room, I was tipsy, and I was broadening my hitherto narrow horizons. I'd gone hunting for Sue again, and this time I'd found her channel and its fifty thousand subscribers.