Romans & histoires Math Pick Up Lines Dirty

"You'll have to ask nicer than that, I know you know how, slut" "Pl..Pl..Please may I touch myself Sir"

“What are you saying? Were you thinking about something dirty, perhaps?” “Hell no, I wasn't-” “Thinking of being in my arms, so I could grab you tight and kiss you?” “No, Mr. Thale, that's not it.” “You wanted me to place you on the couch and pull off your shirt and pants?” “Not at all, you're thinking beyond my imagination.” “You want me to lick and suck you until you come?” “Fuck! Mr. Thale, that's dirty.” “Yes, it's dirty, and that's precisely what I want.”

“Dirty talk makes you so wet. Such a dirty girl.” “Yes. Call me a whore. Use me.” I lift off her and unbuckle my pants, leaving my shirt on, not prepared to show her what’s underneath. “Oh, I plan to Princess. I’m gonna make a good girl dirty.” My cock jerks free as I line up with her entrance. Her eyes go wide before she winces as I ram myself deep into her warmth, breaking the barrier in one thrust. Nothing sweet about it, nothing romantic. I feel like an asshole until I glance down and see the pleasure flicker in her dark eyes and the way she nips at her bottom lip.

“ ‘cause you’re wearing it and I would like to fuck you in it.” I chuckle at the lame pick-up line but then start to move my bottom to create delicious friction between us. “Keep grinding me like this and I’m gonna have to fuck you again right here, right now.” He warns disapprovingly. “Oh? And here I am, thinking if I should send a formal invitation to Mr Sinclair, written with my blood, for him to finally do it.” He flips me swiftly and a second later he is already hovering over me, “Does it make sense that I want to breed you eventhough you’re already pregnant with my child?”

“I love your tight little pussy and I love that it’s all mine. I love your fantastic tits and your incredible ass…. Yeah, one day I’m going to fuck you in your incredible ass while I finger fuck your little pussy. How does that sound, darling? I want to feel you come hard and fast on both my cock and fingers at the same time." As I finish talking I pinch her clit and just like that she detonates crying out as she comes so hard that she squeezes the life out of my cock as her moans bounce off the shower walls. “Yes, mate! Just like that!” Dirty talk is another thing that I have found out that she loves and fuck does it add some magic to our orgasms.

“Oh, I see...Well, what do we do?” “Ah...shit...I don’t know.” “Damn, I was hoping to slide this in you.” “Me too, more than you know,” Marti panted. Just then, her face lit up. “What’s up?” “You could always stick your cock in my ass.” “Really?” my mouth was salivating immediately. “Sure. That is, of course, that you’d like it.” “Like it? I’d love it!” “I thought so,” she replied slyly.

“Other lighter terms are giving head, blow-jobs, deep throats.” “The lips can also be used for dirty talk. Dirty talk isn’t just about spitting random spicy lines in the bedroom. It’s about timing. It’s about creativity. You say the right things to your partner. A single line of dirty talk if done correctly can make a man hard. Things like ‘I’m so wet right now’. ‘I need to feel you against me’ ‘my pussy needs you’. Zoey, there’s levels to this, but we have to start somewhere.”

*wink*' The text was supposed to a flirty pick-up line or something funny. Unfortunately, my brain had still not changed gears and the only words my eyes highlighted were –I have been told. Told by who? How many girls had he massaged? Oh yes, he's a player, the count would be over the fifties. Again impulsively I typed. 'Oh yeah of course you have been told, I forgot you were a player. I can manage, thank you very much.'

I asked him as if he was crazy, but I was laughing on the inside. “Gah! Can’t you just let me have fun for once! That’s already twenty pick up lines and usually they work for most girls! Why are you so good at this?” He asked frustrated, but quickly erased it with a smirk. Oh no, here it goes again. “I wonder what else you’re good at,” he said suggestively, arching his eyebrow in a seductive way. I threw him one of my French fries and it landed on his gray shirt, leaving a spot of oil behind. “Gosh, this was a new shirt!”

“I like going last because by then, they would have done all the work opening you up for me and filling your inside with their seed, which would act as a lube and make it easier for me to slip inside you.” Fuck. His words made me feel hot. “Wow.” That’s the only thing I could say. “I do something even dirtier sometimes.” I lifted my eyebrows, wondering what could be dirtier than him fucking me after his best friends filled me with their cum. “I like sucking dirty pussy, if it’s okay for me to call her that.” I giggled. “In this context, it’s very okay. She is really dirty right now.” I told him. “So, you like it dirty?”