Dark Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

’’ I said trying to control my laugh while everyone else was busy chatting as adults they were. ‘’ Now you are hurting my feelings. Pick-up lines are not meant to be funny. They are supposed to be flirting.’’ He said in reply. ‘’ but nothing like that is happening. I am quite impressed by your memory. Or is it that you mess with many girls.’’ I replied. ‘’ you can say I have a good memory. But about trying it with everyone. Not everyone can catch my eyes as you did.’’ He said showing me his Dollar Smile.

“Listen, thanks. I’m glad you enjoyed the show, but I’m not interested, okay. We have another gig next week. Have a goodnight.” He grabs my arm, “Don’t you want to be my Juliette?” “Seriously? That is the lamest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” I pause, “No, that isn’t entirely true. But it’s pretty damn close.” “Listen bitch.” He spits in my face, backing me up against a brick wall, keeping us out of sight of any onlookers, “I saw you; you were singing all that sexy shit to me. I know you want me.”

said Jisung with a chuckle. “Respect dude. I am a lot older than you” said Hyun Bin sharply at the same time, but Jaemin just rolled his eyes at both of them. “Did you really think it was sexy?? Unbelievable!! That was the extremely terrible pickup line I have heard in my 1000 years life. I am feeling the secondhand embarrassment because of you!! I have never been so much embarrassed in my life!!” said Eric giving him weird looks and anyone could tell by looking at him how gross he was feeling.

I snatch the fifty dollars from his hand. “I will bet fifty dollars on you not getting your cock between my boobs tonight.” He winks and clinks his glass with mine as he raises a sexy brow. “Thank you. I will take that as a personal challenge.” I shake my head as I sip my drink. “Does that ridiculous pick up line work on many women?” He smiles and winks cheekily. “You would be surprised.” I smirk. There is something extremely honest about this guy. He isn’t pretending to be someone he’s not. It’s disarming.

“Are you a keyboard?” “Why?” I ask, even though I already know this one. “Because you’re just my type.” I already know these pickup lines, but shit, why am I getting giddy. Heck! Am I gay? Boys shouldn’t be acting like this. “Are you this thing called darkness?” “Why?” “Because at the time that I saw you, I can’t see nobody else, Stephen.” My heart beats even worse when she moves her face close to me.” Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” She asks, then her eyes look down at my lips.

The way he said it disgusted me, making me roll my eyes in disappointment, did I look that cheap, and why were men always acting like this? His pick-up line was on level zero, he wasn't even able to impress me. "What do you say?" He still insisted with a naughty smirk on his face, and my answer to him was a simple no. I told him I wasn't interested, neither was I ready to face any questions that he had to ask because I wanted to be with someone else tonight, and not him. "Are you sure, I'm pretty big down there…" he was trying to act enticing, but instead of paying any attention to him, I gulped down the drink the water had given to me, dripping the glass for another round.

".....I think I'll get you handcuffs or maybe a sexy maid outfit or much better a sexy police officer uniform so you can definitely send me to jail for falling in love with you" This just went from flirting to extremely cheesy. Diane couldn't help but giggle. "Who taught you that?" She tried to suppress her laughter. "That's awful" Dario pouted " that was one of my best pick up lines" "And girls fall for it? I'm truly shocked" She folded her arms giving him a fake shocked look. "They always do " he boasted " I was the most chased after during my years in highschool and college" "I thought Ronnie was the most chased after in highschool?"

Shuffling. Me(very pissed): Who the fuck is this?!... It better not be you silly teenagers prank calling or I swear to God I'll- **Shh, shh. Language, Sunshine.** Me: Pycho stalker? I gasped Stalker: Thats the name you've given me huh? Interesting. He chuckled seeming very amused. Me(very scared now but acting like I don't give a shit): What do you want? Stalker: Isn't it obvious? I want you, Sunshine.

Dante's lackeys joined in on the mockery instantly. "Where the hell did you find someone this pretty? More importantly, where did you get that money from?" "How thirsty are you to ask for the same woman for a whole week!?" "She looks so gorgeous, dang! Doesn't even seem like your typical wh*re, you know? Maybe she's really a victim of this jack*ss' scam! Do you know how many fell for swindlers and pick-up artists online!"

He cut me off and he held a sexy smirk in his face and said, "Because you set my heart on fire." He wiggled his eyebrows. Should I laugh? This is so funny. Still the pick up line worked on me. "You have the worst pick up line ever. No wonder why you are single!" I teased him as he pouted his lips showing a sad expression. I pecked his pouted lip and ruffled his hair. "You're such a child!" I laughed. He laughed along with me not knowing why we were laughing.