Math Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

My pulse ticked up. “How quick it is to bait a man,” I whispered under my breath, the words tasting like iron. I scanned the message. *Michael: What happened to you? You look even more beautiful after a failed wedding.* I almost laughed. Classic Michael, sweet poison wrapped in silk. The man could charm a snake out of its skin. I set my jaw, typing back. *Just trying to change the way I look. To win you back. Maybe you left me because you didn’t like how I dressed.*

he says, flashing me a grin that could probably melt steel. He's pick up line is totally cliche, but I feel he knows that, and it seems fun to him. Normally, such attitude would repel me, but this one seems bearable, or maybe I'm just desperate for conversation. So I don't cry myself out in the bathroom. I shake my head, my lips twitching. "That's pretty lame." "Is it? I better work on my lines then." He glances over my shoulder, as if wondering who I was running from. "So? What's got you running like you’re about to set fire to the whole place?"

It was just a damn meet at the church for God’s sake. “Face the front,” I bit out when I felt the weight of his gaze on me without even turning. “I can’t,” he replied. “Why?” I frowned. “You look—” he paused, so I turned when the rest of his sentence didn’t come. “I look what?” I pressed. “You look like you belong to me,” He said. My eyes rolled, “That’s a stupid pickup line. And I belong to no one,” A weird sound came from the front, but Storm cleared her throat and kept her cool. Had she chuckled just now, or was I helucinating?

He smiled heartily; “If I may ask, don't you notice something strange about me?” “Strange? Ugh! Not at all” I shook my head. He continued smiling; “You are so pretty, that I forgot my pick up lines. Oops! I… I'm so bad at pick up lines” He stuttered, feeling awkward. I giggled. He was only being dramatic. “Okay, here's one. If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever” He stated. I faked a smile: “That's…uhm nice, nice line.. uhm?” I felt so uncomfortable around him especially when I realised what he was tryna insinuate.