Math Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

One example: Cr&zyH0rseD1CK “I pick you up, throw you on the table and screw you senseless” I sighed as I waited a few minutes with nothing of any better quality coming back for me, I was just about to give up when I received this… Y0urM1n3 “I take your hand and lead you out to the car, we drive to the countryside, I play your favorite music on the radio as we travel. When we arrive seemingly in the middle of nowhere, I help you out of the car, take your hand as I grab the picnic basket from the truck and lead you through a meadow until we find a spot under a Great Oak, beside a gently flowing river. "

"What? You think I don't mean it?" "I think pick-up lines are just so lame and overrated." I shrugged with yet another sip. Yes, let me get numb. "That's not true. There are some pretty good." "Not there aren't. They're all cheesy and predictable." "No, hear this one: did it hurt? When you fell from-" "-From heaven?" I finished for him and rolled my eyes. "You just proved my point."

"But, babe, Are you made up of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are so FINe" "No! I'm made of Nitrogen and Oxygen, and that's a NO" Pick up lines? Really? I know every witty comebacks to them. "You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend" He threw again. "And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now" I replied smugly. He laughed, I smiled. Two can play this game. "But I want to give myself to you" He said again. "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." I responded.

The man smiled and looked her from head downwards, his eyes fell on her exposed thighs; well, the twist was that she had moved the split side apart on purpose, that was actually a strategy to get him lusting, which was the core holding her entire plan. His eyes were locked on her visible thighs, her enticing smooth skin caught his attention. “Nice legs, when do they open?” he asked flirtatiously. Elena would have puked in disgust on a normal day. That was one of the worst pick-up lines she had ever heard, but she forced a smile immediately and even blushed to make him feel full of himself. “They open when you want them to,” she replied softly and bit her lips seductively.

*wink*' The text was supposed to a flirty pick-up line or something funny. Unfortunately, my brain had still not changed gears and the only words my eyes highlighted were –I have been told. Told by who? How many girls had he massaged? Oh yes, he's a player, the count would be over the fifties. Again impulsively I typed. 'Oh yeah of course you have been told, I forgot you were a player. I can manage, thank you very much.'

What is his deal anyway? "I would use a cheesy pick-up line but damn baby I'm vegan," Kai said after a few minutes of thinking over it. I couldn't help the grin that spread across my face as I desperately willed myself not to laugh because then he would be sad. "Real smooth mate, total game changer right there," Jake said with amusement lacing his chocolate brown eyes. Kai seemed content with what he said and grinned from ear-to-ear like a Cheshire cat. "Yep I'm good, ain't I?"

I'm gonna get enough of her belly pecks. " I... I don't know what you saw in me and why you love me this endlessly that you ain't mad at me at all. How come? How can you love me to this limit? " she questioned more not believing me. However, I smiled at her and said " A devil always loves his beauty. And you're my beauty because you have made my life beautiful. " " So dead pick-up lines " she whispered but shed tears. " Let some sleep babe," I said back hugging her.

“You’ve been putting on quite a show.” My cheeks flushed. “Were you watching?” “Hard not to.” His gaze dragged down my body, slow and deliberate. “You’re magnetic.” “Is that your pickup line?” He laughed, a deep, rumbling sound that I felt in my chest. “I don’t need a pickup line. You smiled at me first.” Fair point. “What’s your name?” I asked. “Dean.” “Nice name.” Okay now I’m fumbling how do I tell this guy I don’t want conversations but his dick inside me

I feel her shivering and repeat it, this time making it more sensual. “You are so beautiful.” I whisper repeating my torture on her. “That’s a lie.” She lets out an adorable chuckle making my heart flip. “It’s true. You are.” “That’s what you men say to lure someone to your beds.” She laughs. I’m glad to see her happy. “I wouldn’t say that if I didn’t mean it. If I want someone to sleep with me, I don’t lie to them that they are beautiful. That was not my pickup line remember?” I give her a smile.

Watch this mouth of yours. "You can't blame them hunnie. I guess they're just mesmerized by your beauty" Julian complimented. I bit my lips, stopping myself from laughing out loud. What was that line? I made a mental note to tell him to improve on his pick-up line. That was not beautiful to hear at all. "What's this nonsense?" Rachel, of course, was the first to talk. Mr Devani was busy looking at me with a look of admiration. He wasn't doing a good job hiding it