How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
V. MoodyAlternate UniverseComedyFirst-Person POVLevel upGamerIntelligentAdventurous
I hated it when she let the dragon do the steering.
“Sure, but she can’t act.” I waved my hand about. “‘Mondo Retardo. Oh Harry, I’ve made myself sound like a posh girl from the 1930s for no reason.’ Look at a decent child actor like the kid in Sixth Sense, then look at midget Mary Poppins. What the actual fuck?”
Whatever Maurice’s point about the Horcrux was, it got lost in the barrage of abuse I fought off for the next hour. Sometimes it’s good to let people vent a bit.