Miserable Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Katy is a human, but there was something special about her. Her blood is the most alluring thing the vampires had ever smelt, and just like that, Katy's normal miserable life was turned upside down when the vampires discover the power in her blood and came after her, but none of them was as dangerous as Domenic Darkshadow the prince of the Vampires. He protected her but not for the right reasons, Domenic wants her amazing blood all to himself, and maybe thats not all he would take from her.

How can a young, cute man have bad intentions? He just wants to "warm your bed". Open it and experience a whirlwind romance. “I Slept With My Ex-boyfriend's Uncle” When I was drunk, I went to see my ex-boyfriend and tried to get back with him. But when I woke up, I found his uncle lying beside me. “A Brave Jump to My Crush” A love story between an aloof Prince Charming and a funny underachieving girl。 I had been in love with him for many years, and I finally went after him. On the night of our classmate reunion, I pretended to be drunk. I took his clothes off and tried to sleep with him. But I regretted it halfway through.

The loser of Hillymoor, known for being poor and miserable; Annalise Leen, daughter of a critically ill single mother, finds solace in the arms of the most popular Triplet Alphas of Hillymoor. Bullied and brutalized by her peers, she never thought she would be able to stand up for herself but in an extremely humiliating situation, the least expected trio showed up to claim her as theirs. Revelling in the sweetness of her newly found love and confidence, she realized it might not last forever. A human and three powerful wolves? A dangerous and forbidden entanglement that should have never existed.

Nobody, especially Katana, desires to be born into the lowest and most miserable rank in the werewolf pyramid, unfortunately, the moon goddess gives Katana omega blood. The odds are stacked against her, especially after her father left the pack due to the stigma associated with omegas. However, she defies rules and wants more. In her search for freedom, she realized she's the Alpha's mate. It is forbidden for both ranks to mix, and while Damien worries for his reputation, he realizes that Katana is his only shot for redemption, but every forbidden thing comes with a dear price.

Lila's miserable life takes a new turn the moment she finds out that she is the long-lost daughter of the late founders of Monroe Corporation, a multi billion dollar company that has been in disarray since the death of her parents. Lila meets Damian and she finds herself in a business world, among manipulative board members who are desperate to maintain their power at all cost. will she triumph in the danger zone she stepped into, or sink completely into it? Will this lead her into new discoveries? Will crossing paths with Damian be her greatest strength or her absolute downfall?

Amber lived a miserable life as the King's concubine. The king despised her while the queen envied her because of her beauty. The king thought she was just a scheming bitch while the queen felt insecure with her presence. The queen poisoned her bringing about her early demise and the king simply turned a blind eye to her death. Luckily, life gave her a second chance and she promised to live a free life. She wasn't even interested in revenge but the future had a different plan for her.

Two months into my cold war with Sean, the lover he’d been keeping finally danced her way right up to me, the real deal. Everyone expected me to react the same way I always had before, kicking up a huge scene to stake my claim. Instead, I looked at the intimate photos of Sean and her in the group chat, smiled, and sent them my blessing. [Looking good. Wishing you two a long and happy life.] The chat went dead silent. Sean must’ve sobered up from his little paradise because in the middle of the night, he drove home and pounded on my door. He was furious. “Do you think this is funny?” However, I only met his gaze calmly. “Honestly, after all these years, none of it is.”

Readers said. 'Very funny, I needed cold showers! I dropped my tablet in the bath! Totally original. Outrageous. The goddesses thread is totally original.' Goddesses - is this what 50 Shades should have been about? Connie Grimshaw, is now a successful businesswoman in an international consultancy. She reached these dizzy heights by believing her mother - work hard and reject emotional needs. On a business trip, the dam bursts and her libido refuses to be silenced. Her PA (Dee) helps her reconcile her lascivious feelings by using a series of parables from ancient goddesses. This works until the goddesses land her in hilarious, embarrassing and sometimes, dangerous situations as she develops the vamp in herself. But there are forces at work, which try to mismanage her feelings. Can she defeat the bad boys? Firstly, she has to deal with Greg, the evil misogynist.

Zoe Oliver had been mistreated all her life ever since she got married to the billionaire family of the Meyers. She was used, abused, and miserable because they didn't see any good in her, and treated her worse than their maids because they felt that she was not deserving of her husband. She was crumbled and broken because she decided to love the only person she thought would give her a new life. Malcolm Meyer, her husband, couldn't care any better for his wife, and let his family do whatever they wanted to her because he didn't love her. One sudden night, he dropped a divorce paper before her eyes and told her to sign it so that she could get out of his life for good. "I do not want your alimony!" She spat at him with anger. Everyone thought she was crazy to have refused millions as alimony to compensate for her miserable life. Through the spotlight in the gathering of elites, a lady emerged and sauntered through the crowd in million of dollars worth dress, and heels. She held everyone in a collective gasp as she smiled charmingly and was introduced as the Multi-Billionaire heiress. Everyone could not believe their eyes. The Meyer family almost lost their minds. Now, she would make everyone in the Meyers pay in double and triple folds for every hell and torment they made her go through. Zoe Oliver was back to rule!

This is a dark romance please be aware of triggers. 18+ , Dubcon , Non con, violence. Jade has always resented Hope ever since he met her he hated that he found her beautiful, he hated that he could not have her as his life was planned for him since birth.when an opportunity arises to have Hope he takes it. Hope has always wondered why Jude hated her so much he made her life miserable at at School And home worse she lived in his house in the servant quarters.