Miserable Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

The air left my system, with atrophied lungs, I had to fan my face. "Good for you, but don't flatter yourself that he has a wife." he added with amusement. The worst joke, if I knew what it meant to meet Ismail Al-Murabarak, I wouldn't be spouting nonsense. “Oh really?” “It's not a joke, redhead” He rolled his eyes. Still without giving credit, I reviewed the contents of the folder, only to verify that a bad move of life, put it back in my present.

Message: Reschedule them. Me: With them or with you? Message: Your sense of humor is pretty lame. Me: Well, I thought it was funny. Message: Me: Message: "It's going to take a lot more than that to mend this broken heart." Me: Oh, come on. Me: I'll be there after 8. Message: Well, what do you know? I'm magically healed. Me: Lame. Message: With a fantastic ass. Me: Well, I won't argue with that.

Maverick was the one dealt the real injustice here. I released a harsh breath; my mind was spiralling. Spinning into the depths of my scattered torment. Can you believe that the biggest mess of a person that I had ever met was indeed myself, Now that was unfairness. “Pitiful disaster” I insulted myself, slipping out the bathroom and into the hall.

I teased,trying so hard not to laugh when I saw that her right cheek was also covered in mud No,she looked so adorable that I wanted to poke those cheeks But that was like digging my own grave.. "Ha ha! Very funny Anushka"She rolled her eyes annoyingly and I simply couldn't hold the laugh anymore ,so barked out "Yeah ,laugh at me all you want ,I look ridiculous I know" "No... you look..so adorable...and cute" I breathed hard ,my back backed flat against the pillar as I continued to laugh at my boss..This was very good for a change

“Then tell me why the hell you think I find you unattractive?” “I find me unattractive. ” “You need laser surgery.” “Scott!” “Don't you dare 'Scott' me.” He was genuinely mad, she thought as she watched his eyes. He continued his tirade, “Lemme ask you this?” “Okay.” “Do you have a tail growing out of your anus?” A second later, she burst into laughter. “Scott?” He leaned back up, away from her and said with a bitter twist to his mouth. “Yes. Laugh. Laugh all you want. A man's misery is funny to you. Why not?”

James snorted, and I huffed out a laugh. “Why are rich people like that?” I chuckle humorlessly, “If you ingest it, you’ve committed an act of treason, but if you snort a line, you’re praised for your ability to stay thin.” “They’re the worst, really. All that money,” James jests, a smirk pulling on his lips, showcasing his dimples, “And they still haven’t figured out the key to happiness.” “People with too much money are just awful.” “They buy things like mansions they’ll never fill, and garages full of cars they never drive,” he rolls his eyes, but his tone is playful, “Enough flowers for their wives to fill a field. It’s pathetic.”

I am desperate. Desperate for a job Desperate for a life Desperate to be put out of my misery Desperate to bathe in the feeling and comfort of not having to wake up to any duties or responsibilities. I chuckled bitterly as I ran my hand through my hair as I briskly walked out of the café. If I wasn't in such a bad mood, before leaving the café, I should have yelled.. "You people wouldn't know true beauty even if it hit you in the face, learn to appreciate it"

- I said. - Made me embarrass myself in front of John Bon Jovi. - It was a bad moment, I swear. - You are crazy. - And you bastard. - Of everything you used to define "underclass", every word, I define you as underclass. - Drunk. - Drunk in the cemetery. - Better than the beach. - I get drunk everywhere. - Want me to congratulate you on that? Do you think it's beautiful? You can't drink like this anymore.

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

"Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..." Lucy would make a good motivational speaker. "That's funny..." She started laughing and I gave her a deadly glare that made her cover her mouth. "Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..."Lucy would make a good motivational speaker.