MISS GOLD DIGGER
"Let me guess: he gave you a red rose bouquet, threw flower petals at your feet, or, would I say, in your face, took you to an expensive dinner; oh before I forget, did he reserve the whole restaurant?" She asked me.
"Who are you?" I asked, wearing a confused expression.
"I guess he did," she said smiling wickedly.
"Who is she?" I turned to Damon, who has been mute the whole time.
"Hold on, honey, I'm not yet done," the lady continued.