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"How can I sleep with you?" a woman complained that Jordan wanted to sleep with her without touch each other. "I just need to recover from this strange disease," Jordan replied showing his reddish body and lots of small rashes from his scratches. "Are you an alien?" "I am a human." "Why do you have strange symptoms like that?" "I don't know. I will only recover if I sleep with a woman. " = = = Jordan Land, a boss of a company's international magazine. 30 years old, tall, and handsome too. Everything about him was perfect, but there were two things about Jo that made him hated by almost everyone who knew him. First, his grumpy nature, and his mysterious illness can only be cured if he sleeps with a woman. Until he found a girl who could cure simply by its presence alone makes Jordan heal slowly. Who's that girl?

Adam Meadows is a ruthless billionaire, with a heart hardened by a relentless thirst for vengeance. Consumed by the brutal murder of his parents, his life's singular goal is to amass wealth and exact retribution. Relationships are a distraction he couldn't afford, and he dismissed them as trivial. But Adam's meticulously controlled world is upended when he is compelled to look after Jazzlene Agatha Hart, his best friends' sister. Resistant at first, Adam's loyalty to his friends forces him to agree. But as he spends more time with Jazzlene, something surprising unfolds. She brings out a side of him he never knew existed.

Sylvia Tarrant has been betrothed since birth to marry Remus Lowell, future Alpha of the Vetus Pack. A man she has never met, but has been waiting for all her life for the moment she would become his wife and mate, his Luna. The start to their relationship is definitely not smooth, riddled with misunderstandings, held grudges, heartbreak and betrayals. But as time passes and they begin to open up to know more about each other, can they move past all that has happened between them? Will there ever be a happy ending for the mates?

Pangeran Alexander! Seorang dominant sekaligus angkuh hingga menjadi kambing hitam dalam keluarga kerajaan sehingga ia diasingkan ketika remaja. Shaunia, seorang pelayan yang semasa kecilnya menderita karena selalu di bully oleh Pangeran Alexander dan ia menjadi benci dengan pria itu. Kini setelah 14 tahun kemudian, keduanya bertemu kembali. Apakah yang akan terjadi diantara mereka di tengah kemelut masalah kerajaan?

Gia Rowan was diagnosed with a terminal illness in the second year after the death of her husband. She prepared to donate everything she had built to charity, but the will of her late husband shattered her world. Her late husband had left everything he owned to his twenty-eight-year-old illegitimate son, including half of her company. She and her husband remained childless for thirty years. The mother mentioned in his will was not her, but it was Cecelia Warren instead. Betrayal struck her, and in the haze of despair, she lost consciousness. She opened her eyes again to find herself back in the third year of her marriage. With the truth in hand, she had a new chance to choose differently.

21+ Cerita dewasa yang mengandung emosi. Persiapkan hati kalian saat membacanya, cinta dan benci saling beriringan. "Kenapa kamu berselingkuh Andre?" tanya Selvia. "Jangan pernah bertanya hal tersebut, Sel," ujar Andre tidak suka. "Ndre, kamu tidak bisa begini." "Selvia dengarlah sayang, aku mencintaimu. Layani aku dengan liar, aku hanya puas saat bersamamu, Sayang." Selvia, tidak bisa menolak setiap sentuhan-sentuhan jari jemari Andre. Lelaki itu membelai dengan lembut setiap bagian-bagian sensitifnya. Suara desahan terdengar bagaikan alunan musik yang indah. Antara nikmat dan dosa berjalan beriringan menjadi bagian hidup, Selvia. Pernikahan yang dulu kandas, membuatnya memilih untuk jadi simpanan Andre. Wanita kedua di dalam hidup Andre, lelaki yang dia cintai dan sulit lepas dari jerat cinta dan napsunya.

Hot Story. Harap bijak dalam memilih bacaan yang sesuai usiamu. Selena tidak pernah menyangka kehidupannya berubah dalam semalam. Seharusnya ia memikirkan semua sebab akibat yang dilakukannya. Hanya demi membuktikan rasa cintanya ia relakan memberikan segalanya untuk kekasihnya dan berakhir dalam tragedi yang tak terlupakan seumur hidupnya.

After being tricked by the Princess of her kingdom and her dear cousin, Esmeray is sacrificed to the Lore king as a sacrificial bride. The Lore king is furious to find out this betrayal and locks up Esmeray in his palace, forever. Determined to run, Esmeray finds out that the Lore king is hiding a dark secret and has soft nature, inside. She soon, unravels the secret surrounding the Lore king and her family, that bounds her eternally and curses her forever. But what will she do after finding it out, as her kingdom and the whole world is crumbling? Who'll she choose then? her kingdom, her family, the Lore king or herself?

"Nikahi Saja, Sahabatmu, Mas!" Farah merasa hancur saat suaminya, Rafli, lebih memprioritaskan Karina, sahabatnya, daripada dirinya yang sedang mengandung. Ketika Karina mulai menunjukkan ambisi tersembunyi untuk merebut Rafli, Farah harus memilih antara mempertahankan pernikahannya atau memperjuangkan dirinya sendiri. Manakah jalan yang dipilih oleh Farah?

Jenny Swift appears to have it all—a wealthy, charitable, and loving family admired by all. But beneath this facade of perfection lies a sinister secret. As her step-brother Julius's obsession with her spirals into dangerous territory, Jenny is thrust into a hidden world. She uncovers the dark underbelly of her family—the ruthless realm of the mafia, where power and betrayal rule. Will she navigate these treacherous waters or become another pawn in their deadly game?