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, Madison said as she stretched out her hand for a handshake. " Same here", I said as we shook hands, " he talks about you a lot too. I guess he just talks a lot generally", I added with a bit of disappointment in my tone. " Ha ha, very funny", he said sarcastically. " She's actually really funny", she said.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

I pondered for a moment, then typed, "The one where we're laughing at that silly joke you made. Your smile is my favorite." Her reply was swift, "I remember that! You have the best laugh." I chuckled at her words, "Well, you have the best jokes. It's a perfect match." The conversation flowed effortlessly, a dance of words that mirrored the rhythm of our connection. As we continued chatting, the miles between us seemed to vanish. She shared anecdotes from her day, and I found solace in the sound of her virtual laughter. I couldn't help but tease her, "You know, our photos don't do justice to your laughter. I miss hearing it in person."

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

"I mean, to do that in public!" Missy smiled finally and nodded. "Yeah, it looked like they were having some fun!" Matt nodded, believing that their secret was still safe. Danni winked slyly at Mike, who had to stifle a laugh. "I've got a joke," Matt said suddenly, "If any of you fuckers is interested." "What is it, the size of your dick?" Emma quipped. The girls and Mike laughed as did Matt with a grin on his face. "Don't make me get the monster out of the cave, it might knock you into the river!"

Haiders and Usman hair looked like a nest . Usman was drenched . Kiara laughed at their condition and said," Now you both are really looking like the Joker ". Khalid and Amina both laughed along with her . Haider and Usman didn't mind getting in a fight that made their sister smile. Kiara said," Go and change, otherwise you may catch a cold ". Usman nodded with a smile and went to change. Kiara looked at Haider with a raised eyebrow .

I mumbled and the table cracked up laughing again. Grrrrr. It was not that funny, ok ? Ughh.

“You really wouldn’t fit with us at all.” Quinn gave a benign smile back, was this really the only thing her small brain could come up with to comment on? “Lucky I don’t give two flying fucks what you think, at least I don’t go around showing my bare ass cheeks to all and sundry every time a gentle breeze blows.” Mila went red in the face. “That’s it, I’ve had enough of your fucking smart ass comments back to me, freshman!”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

, Mike said with a smile. "I don't try too.", she said. "it was a joke, Hun.", he said. "You got under mine, and well I like you there."