The Boyfriend Gift From My Husband
Shame his mistress didn't know how to play her part.
I decided to handle her first. Then, I'd deal with the divorce.
Turns out, the mistress—Brie Watson—was a junior in college. I brought a group with me to her dorm and made a scene: drums, banners, the works.
The banner read: Today, I Celebrate My Husband Marrying His Mistress, Brie Watson.
My friend, quick-witted and loud, took the mic.
"Anyone knows Brie Watson? Please let her know she needs to come pay her respects to her lover's wife! In every era, mistresses have had to submit to the wife. We're all educated here. You know the rules."