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Liam shot back. Mico scratched his head, and Brix teased him. “Epic, Liam! He said you’re sick in the head!” Brix laughed, shaking his head. “Psh, you too. You’re sick in the head,” Shaun added. “Man, you really hate me,” Mico said, pouting as he sat down sulking. I was about to stand when Astrid suddenly walked in. Her eyes were red, and it was obvious she had splashed water on her face.

Showed us his forefinger in the sign 'one minute' and walked away. I stared at his retreating back with incredulity. "Mike? Ken? Sex you? You gotta be kidding me!" Racheal chuckled. "Shut up! It is funny though." I wrinkled my nose in disgust. "Funny? More like creepy." She rolled her eyes. "Please the whole cast of Magic Mike XXL is effing hot." I frowned at her, not liking the way her voice turned dizzy at the end. "Yeah yeah sure." I muttered, digging forcefully into the mud.

I just want to be left alone so I can mourn in peace. I sit on the floor and they both sit next to me. Mel on my left and Mike on my right. They don’t say anything. And Amelia rests her head on my shoulder. All of a sudden she just bursts into hysterical laughter. I look at her raising one of my eyebrows while Mike starts laughing as well. I look at the both of them and I think they are going fucking insane. “What are you laughing about?” - He asks Mel still laughing “Just... just remembering how Gabe smelled” - She laughs

Tyeron and Heckson reacted after Maximo hit them. "Shit! It hurts ah, you're ruining my handsome image," Mikael cried as he held his face and caressed his hair. Cyrex just couldn't hit Maximo anymore because it was quiet next, and he was crossing his arms. Knowing him does not engage in bullshit but— "I will give you half as promised, doc. You're so good," Mikael said. Maximo's mouth closed and opened, not knowing what to say. He couldn't believe what he had just learned, Cyrex would never make bullshit like this, but it seems he was wrong all along. When he glares at him, he just gives him a peace sign.

Alex teased, making me slap his chest. "I could be a single father you know. Who said you'll be a part of the equation?" I retort. "How can you get rid of this hot piece of ass." He said, gesturing to his body. I faked gagging noises to feign disgust. "I'd rather die alone," I replied. "I wonder if you'll make the same noises if I-" I quickly shit him up by slapping my hand over his mouth. "You're disgusting," I said.

“That was the best dinner anyone has ever cooked for me.” “Ready for dessert?” he asked. They both groaned and put up their hands in protest. “How about a movie, first?” Mike asked. “Which one?” Mike liked some really weird shit, like those Christopher Guest movies. Not “The Princess Bride,” which was a classic even Dylan liked, but the ones where people talked to each other like they were on some pretentious stage doing improv designed by a philosophy professor at a dog show as filmed by the Farrelly brothers.

Zack says laughing while Michael flashes him the middle finger. "Yeah definitely Sofi too, with that pretty face and gorgeous boobs. She definitely has a career in porn." Micheal says. "I do not." I say throwing a paper cup at Michael and laughing. "What do you think Noah?" I turn to him with a smile. He wraps his fingers around my waist pulling me closer to him. "I would definitely binge watch you if you decide porn is your ultimate career." Noah says laughing while I playfully smack his arm while everyone laughs. We seat there joking around laughing, while Michael dances. I had almost forgotten how good it was to hang out with my friends and to see Noah laughing and joking with everyone.