Mom Quotes Funny

My Possesive billionaire Step brother. Chapter 1 Isang araw mayroong dumating na bisita sa pamamahay nila Julia laking taka ng dalaga dahil masaya itong sinalubong ng kanyang butihing ina, ang lalaking papalapit sa kanilang pintuan.Mas nagulat lalo ang magandang dilag ng niyakap ng kanyang ina ang isang gwapong lalake na kung iyong titingnan mga 40 years na ang idad nito.Nang makapasok na sa kanilang tahanan agad na binati ng lalake ang dalaga. Magandang hapon saiyo hija!’bati ng lalaking kakapasok lamang. Magandang hapon din po Ginoo! Anak siya nga pala si Mr rosales!” at siya ang aking kasintahan hindi lamang iyon dahil malapit na kaming ikakasal. Nang marinig ng dalaga ang sinabi ng kanyang ina napatayo ito sa kanyang kinauupuan. Mom! nasa tamang pag iisip pa ba kayo? ilang buwan pa lang nawala ang dad nakahanap agad kayo ng bagong mapapangasawa?”pahay­ag ng dalaga sa may kalakasan na tuno. Julia ang bibig mo! Wala kang Karapatan na sigawan ako,baka nakakalimutan mong ina mo ako?”bulyaw ng ina sa dalagang anak. Walang makakapalit kay dad sa buha natin! Dahil nag iisa lang ang aking ama. Sa ayaw at sa gusto mo magpapakasal kami ni Mr Rosales,ang dapat mong gawin ihanda ang iyong sarili dahil nais kang ipakilala ng iyong tito hector sa kanyang nag iisang anak na lalake.

Karapatan ko rin yata ang maging masaya't piliing tahakin ang landas na nais ko nang hindi ako pinupukol ng bato nang sinumang taong madaraanan ko.

Aniah Carlotta Quapenco went home with the hope that she will have a peaceful and relaxing vacation but it turns out that she will have a task. After finding out that her sister is pregnant after a one-night stand with someone from Heighberg University, she did not hesitate to start The OPERATION MAHANAP ANG NAKABUNTIS KAY INAH with the goal of finding the man who impregnated her sister. But what will happen if during her operation she will be distracted by someone and will also end with Just a One Night Stand?

Gabriella's 24th mission was to catch Silent Thief—the criminal that is so impossible to catch, as the police and detectives had a very hard time arresting him. While on her mission, Gabriella lost 300 million dollars so her mom made a deal with her that if she's going to get married, she'll give her 300 million dollars back as a wedding gift. Gabriella immediately accepted the deal and met the person her mom chose to be her husband. The man looks nice and decent. He's also kind and a gentleman so she have no problem marrying him, as she also badly wants to get her 300 million dollars back... But as she started living with the man, Gabriella starts finding him suspicious. What would she do if she found out that her husband is actually Silent Thief? Would she blab him to the police and say that he isn't the thief who stole jewelries and paintings, but the thief who stole her heart?

Si Larry ay mayroong tinatawag na Moonaustarsiscoma Colorein, isang visual disorder kung saan pabago-bago ang kanyang paningin. Siya ay mistulang bulag sa umaga at sa gabi lamang makakakita. Bihira ang naturang sakit at siya pa ang nagkaroon nito. Sa halip, kinakailangan muna niyang umabot ng 20 years old para sa inihandang alternative operation, kaya't mag-isa siyang ipinadala sa tinatawag na Pentagon. Ito ang natatanging pribadong pasilidad sa kalusugan na nagsisilbi lamang sa ganitong uri ng kondisyon at naging tirahan niya pansamantala. Sa kasamaang palad, naganap ang pangyayaring hindi inaasahan. Isang lalake ang lumusob at pinagtangkaan ang kanyang buhay ngunit iyon pa ang nagtulak na makilala ang isa't isa at nagbunga ng pinagbabawal na samahan na kinakailangan agad nilang matuldukan.

I wan't to ask why did you said that? Rich, Money and Fame is a sh*t." he asked on me."Kasi dahil sa mga 'yon nawalan ng oras si Dad sa amin ni Mom ko nun, syempre wala eh mahal s'ya ni Mommy kaya nag-stay siya kahit nagiging malupit si Dad. Pero dumating din sa pagsawa at nahirapan na si Mommy at pinapili ako nilang dalawa." bata pa ako non.

Glayscent Clemente is a single mom kaya kinailangang niyang magtrabaho kahit na maliit pa lamang ang kanyang anak na lalaki. Lahat ng trababo ay kaya n’yang pasukin upang mabuhay lamang silang mag-ina. Haniel Hermuenez is one of the most sought-after bachelors in the Philippines. Magandang lalaki, matalino, at higit sa lahat ay mayaman. But he has a secret no one can know. One day, his grandfather offered him a deal that he can’t refuse. Isang kasunduan maglalagay sa kanila ni Glayscent sa isang kumplikadong sitwasyon. Masu-solusyonan ba ito nang walang nasasaktan? O mabubunyag ang mga lihim na matagal nang itinago?

Lorenzo Night Verlusconi, the most hated yet dangerous man in the philipines, he is famous for being night. A killer who wears a white maskara with a blood on it. He only wan'ts justice for his mother's death but suddenly a 16 year old girl catch his heart that made him weak. Will he still choose the justice for his mom that he really want to get Or he will just forget about it just for his light.

Christian Yuan Montero is a businessman and help his parents in managing their mango farm.He have a loving long-time girlfriend.And he's planning on proposing to her.He thinks that it's time for him to settle down and her girlfriend was the right girl for him since their already 3 years in relationship.He told her Mom about his plan and she's happy hearing about it but the problem is...... His step- sister named Alyanna Lein was against it.She started to blow tantrums on him and even told him to court her for her blessings on them.But he strongly disagree cause she is her fucking step-sister and it's gross. But what surprise him the most was his spoiled-brat step-sister' sudden action towards him.She started to act like a girlfriend to him and just keep pestering him.Keep SEDUCING HIM. Hell,he don't know what to do now.And he started to felt annoyed and felt something weird towards her. And DESTINY really pissed him off cause he just woke up naked beside her and that make their actions toward each other change. Is he gonna change his mind on proposing to his long-time girlfriend? And Is his step-sister succeed in seducing him to stop his plan and eventually own him and his heart? Or she succeed only in SEDUCING HIM but not in GETTING HIS LOVE?

Gold digger witch, a mistress bitch, a crazy selfish woman. At marami pang iba! Ito ang tawag ng mga tao sa kanya. Isang mukhang perang babae na gagawin ang lahat sa ngalan ng milyones! And she's none other than... Ainaliv Cheska Verdida na ngayon ay isa ng Gold digger single mom witch! Hindi niya inasahan na magbubunga ang isang gabi na nawala siya sa kanyang sarili at nakipag one night stand sa isang baklang Bilyonaryo! Muling nag krus ang kanilang landas. Nang lumipat siya ng trabaho at naging boss niya ang baklang Bilyonaryo na si Antonia/Antonio Miguel De Vera. Ano ang mangyayari sa muli nilang pagkikita?