Mom Quotes Funny

Leon and Lauren have been married for a year. However, they both do not love each other, especially since they only got married to inherit wealth from their parents. Since they both do not love each other, the couple agreed that they can have other lovers privately. Then one day, both of their parents have decided to urge them to have a child already. But because the two have never acted like a married couple, they never listened to what their parents want. But could they still refuse to have a child, when both of their parents have trapped them in a place where they can only see each other? And there will be no way out unless their mission as a married couple has been done.

Scarlet is not a simple woman. She planned to seduce the old and long-reigning Mafia boss of the Ronaldo family, even if it meant becoming his mistress. Moreover, she is a vengeful woman who regrets nothing and is not afraid of anyone. But she was stolen on the day of her wedding and got married with a stranger. Because of certain arrangements she agreed to, Scarlet was stuck fulfilling a dying mother’s wish; in return, she hurt him with unbearable pain and left him with a broken heart. Malachi had better plans for her, but she still wanted to enter the mafia world until he could no longer hold a grip of her. Scarlet was finally granted her freedom on the condition that she leave their only child, Alona, in his care. He continues to live a normal life outside the Mafia Circle as a single father and manages their coffee shop. Scarlet thinks she can live without a man until she finds out who she was before. Losing him now is definitely what she lives to regret. She realized what she truly wanted for her life after he was gone. Now she swears to make things right with him before he makes a vow to another woman who is willing to fulfill his dreams and build a family. How much will she dare to make him fall in love and bring him back to her arms again? How will she make her daughter give back the love and trust to her mom, who hurt her father?

Aira Vizmonte been a very very good niece to her Auntie Sam. Because she is the only one family members who raise her since her Mom and Dad died from a car accident when she was a kid. Itinuon lahat ng Auntie Sam niya ang buong atensiyon at buhay niya sa kanya kaya malaki ang utang na loob niya rito. Kaya naman nang lumaki siya at nakarating sa legal na edad, sinabi niya sa sarili na aalagaan at poprotektahan ang Auntie bilang pagtuon ng utang na loob sa nag-alaga sa kanya. Not until one day her Auntie brings a boyfriend/fiance to their hometown. Pitong taong mas bata ang lalaki sa Auntie niya at kaedaran niya lang ito. Isang araw nahuli niya ang lalaki na may kausap na ibang babae sa telepono kaya lalo siyang nagduda na baka niloloko at pineperahan lang nito ang Tita niya. Will she accept him as her soon to be uncle? Or it's the other way around?

Being the only heiress of the Philippines' largest group of companies, living in luxury is indeed a privilege for Autumn Davis. She may be raised to be resilient but behind her cold personality lies a heart of a woman, yearning for true love. At the night of an intimate family dinner to formally announce her engagement with the country's sought after bachelor, Elliot Carson, the wall she had built to protect her image crumbled to ground when she found out that the only man, Kristopher Ferrer, whom she have ever loved is now her half-sister’s most-prized possession. Aurora Williams on other hand believes that she's nothing but a fruit of an affair by her late mom, Selene and Autumn's father, Benedict. Although life has been tough on her, she still managed to create a name in the shoe industry with the help of her father. In a society where wealth matters more than true love… half sisters, Autumn and Aurora will go neck and neck to get the throne and be crowned as the lone victor. Four lives intertwined by a cruel fate. Will another lie be able to conceal the scar of their pasts?

On their engagement day, her fiancé cheated with her sister, and pushed her down the stairs even though she was pregnant!Five years later, Charmine Jiang made an impactful return, rooted with a deep hatred for scumbags. She was cold-hearted, ready to fight for the family money, eyed to become a supermodel. She was ready to stun the world.Although she was determined to make her own money for revenge, hordes of men still insisted on helping her, spoiling her.“Who offended my lady? Get the gears ready!”“AK999 ready, I’ve got the scumbags! Dad, Mom, please bring me a little sister!”

Noong andito siya wala naman kaming naging espesyal na koneksyon, isang buwan ko siyang nakasama, inaruga at inintindi. Sa sobrang gwapo niya at di maikakailang dayuhan siya mula ulo hanggang paa, hanggang ngayon di ko alam kung ano ang dahilan ng kanyang pagkaligaw sa lugar namin at bakit ganoon ang kanyang naging sitwasyon ng mga oras na iyon at kung bakit sa dinami-daming tao sa mundo, ako ang pinagkatiwalaan niya.

"Mawala man ako, pangako babalikan kita. Hahanapin at hahanapin kita, Ruan. Wala na akong ibang mamahalin kundi ikaw lang. Sa buhay man na 'to o sa walang-hanggan…”

Si Arielle Natividad o mas kilala bilang AGENT RED, ay isang miyembro ng JUSTICE CREED. Ang samahang kinabibilangan niya ay konektado sa mga Government Agencies na nagpapatupad ng kaayusan sa bansa kagaya ng mga Police at NBI Agents. Dahil sa pagiging mainipin nito ay muntikan ng mapahamak ang mga kasama niya sa isang mission. Kaya napagpasiyahan ng mga nasa higher ups na bigyan siya ng sariling mission bilang parusa—EXPOSING THE BILLIONAIRE'S SECRET. Nagpanggap siya bilang tatanga-tanga na babae. Sa pagpapanggap na iyon ay nalaman niya ang natatagong pag-uugali ng lalaki—ni Ace Raiden Benedict. Mailap at masungit ito ayon sa deskripsiyon ng iba ngunit para sa kaniya, ang lalaki ay isang arogante at mahilig makipagbangayan sa kaniya. Ano kaya ang mangyayari sa kaniyang mission? Ano nga ba ang itinatago na sekreto ng bilyonaryong lalaki?

Nakatali sa isang nakalulungkot na tradisyon ng kanilang pamilya, si Noah, isang matapang na negosyanteng may mabigat na obligasyon sa kanyang pamilya, at si Zuzane, isang artistang naghahangad ng kalayaan mula sa mundo ng industriya, ay napilitang magkasama dahil sa Unwritten Contract. Itinuturing ni Noah na ang kasal ay isang madiskarteng hakbang upang matiyak ang kanyang mana, habang tinitingnan naman ito ni Zuzane bilang isang kulungan. Tulad ng karamihan, may mabigat na pader ang nasa pagitan ng dalawang. Isa sa nakahahadlang sa magandang pagsasama nila bilang mag asawa. Sa isang iglap ay mababago ang lahat dahil sa feelings na bigla na lang nagparamdam. May darating na blessing para sa kanilang dalawa... A Baby. Natagpuan ni Noah ang kanyang sarili na nabihag sa kakaibang pag uugali ni Zuzane, at nakita ni Zuzane ang isang kahinaan sa ilalim ng matigas na panlabas ni Noah. Habang nilalalakbay nila ang hindi pa natukoy na teritoryo ng kanilang buhay, kinakaharap nila hindi lamang ang kanilang sariling kundi pati na rin ang mga panggigipit ng lipunan na nakakulong sa kanila. Maaari bang mamulaklak ang pag-ibig sa harap ng tungkulin? O mananatili bang nakatali ang kanilang mga puso sa kanilang hindi sinasabing mga pagnanasa? The Unwritten Contract ay tungkol sa mga komplikadong pag-ibig at pagrerebelde, kung saan ang tradisyon ay sumasalungat sa pagnanasa para sa kalayaan. Muli bang isusulat nina Noah at Zuzane ang mga tuntunin ng kanilang kasunduan, o mananatili silang nakatali sa hindi nakasulat na kontrata?

"Congratulations! You are pregnant!" After having a one night stand with someone she didn't even know, Scarlett Reyes got pregnant without knowing who the father of her child is and worst, she had no idea who the man was. Until their path crosses on the hospital, at sa pagkakataong ito, hindi hahayaan ni Scarlett na umalis ang lalaki ng hindi nito nalalaman ang tungkol sa batang pinagbubuntis niya. It wasn't part of her plan, but Scarlett was super overwhelmed by the news. Hindi niya ine-expect na ang ama ng batang dinadala niya ay isang bilyonaryo na si Tristan Montenegro. Isang kontrata ang nagbuklod sa kanilang dalawa. Kailangan niyang pakasalan si Tristan upang maiwasan ang anumang issue na pwedeng maging dahilan ng pagbagsak nito, and the contract will last until she gave birth to his child. She need to leave the baby to his responsibility, and leave like they didn't met. Scarlett agreed for the money that offered to her, it was enough to treat her sick mom and pay off their debts. Paano kung unti-unting mahulog ang loob niya sa ama ng kanyang anak? Handa na nga ba siyang mag mahal muli? Pero paano kung bumalik ang ex-fiance ni Tristan at ang lalaking minsan ng naging dahilan ng mga luha niya?