Mommy, Can Jordan Be My Daddy?
Jordan smiles as we all finish our food.
"If you want to call me Daddy for the day you can, but only if your Mommy holds my hand. If I'm your Daddy, then she's my wife, right?" Oh, he's smooth. I prepare to argue, but the little sneaky ninja speaks up first.
"Yep, that's right. Mommy, you have to hold Daddy's hand today." I look at Dakota and then narrow my eyes at Jordan.
"How did I get roped into this?" We stand up, and I grab the bill before Jordan can. After paying for our food we go outside.