Mona Lisa Funny Novels & Stories

Ridiculous. "Why are you laughing? What's so funny?" asked Luis, confused by Elea's outburst of laughter. "You, you're the funny one," Elea replied, holding her stomach which was starting to stiffen. "Oh my God, Luis. How can you call my man infertile? I'm the one who slept with him, why are you the smartass?" "I ... I ....

I said worriedly. “You shouldn't get yourself worked up over little things like this. What matters is that you did absolutely nothing wrong to her, which everyone present would testify to. I'm sure she's just jealous of your pretty face” Mona nudged me, and I burst into laughter. “How ridiculous! You can't tell me that such a graceful lady has a comparison with me. She looks so sophisticated, and there's no doubt she's much better than a slave like me” I replied, and Mona snorted.

“Aunt Lisa helped.” Lisa has her arms crossed and an amused look on her face. “Don’t let them fool you,” she says. “I’m the real MVP here. Supervising these monkeys is a full-time job. You owe me wine and a massage. Actually, just the massage, wine tastes crap lately.” I laugh, the sound easing some of the lingering sadness inside me. “Let me get settled, and then I’ll see all your masterpieces.”

She turned to Jason, expecting an answer. “What is that supposed to mean?” he asked, frowning, his voice cautious. I laughed again, sharp and bitter. My chest ached with the heat of it. “I mean… what’s funnier than a side piece asking the wife what she wants in her own house?” My eyes blazed as I turned to him. “Isn’t that funny, Jason?” Monalisa’s fury erupted. “Are you crazy? How dare—” She rose, chair scraping the floor. My pulse spiked as adrenaline coursed through me.

A real laugh and her face changed and the tightness melted away. "There you go," I said. "That is better." "What is better?" "Your face. It is not all scrunched up anymore." "My face was not scrunched up." "It was very scrunched up. You looked like you had eaten a lemon." "I did not eat a lemon." "You looked like you did." She laughed again an Bianca walked back over and she was smiling too. "Okay," Bianca said. "What is so funny?" "Lucian is worried about ghosts," Bonnie said.