Mona Lisa Funny Novels & Stories

"We are, um, friends of Kedar. And I was wondering-" "We're here to find Lilith." I said out loud, shushing Mona from beating around the bush. "We hear you're a friend's of Kedars' and she was a follower of Lilith. So, hopefully, we thought you would know where we could find her." She stared deeply, like she was lost in thinking, then she blurted into laughter and it became strikingly odd. Picture a woman in her late fifty's, laughing hysterically naked on an old chair, with curly brown hair and striking eyes red as blood. That image that popped into your mind, was probably similar to what I saw, but maybe weirder. "I am no follower of Lilith." She continued, chuckling between each words she

She giggled loudly and walked to my desk. “Good morning,Handsome”. "Sit on the chair,Monalisa". I replied. She crossed her legs, adjusted her top a little too much, and leaned forward. "Nah, I like this position, also you know I prefer the name Lisa", she said, biting her lip. "Why are you even here?" I asked, rubbing my temple. She reached for my hand, her long acrylics grazing my wrist like claws. "To show you my nails. Do you like them?"

While I threw my back in laughter, I didn't miss the looks from Margo, Amandla and Vok. Worry, annoyed and confused respectively. “What's so funny your highness?” madam Lafayette asked. I wiped a tear off my face. With a wave of my hand I smiled. “ Your face Madam Lafayette. It reminds me of a frowning child” The rest of the group sniggered and it made Madam Lafayette more pissed. “Okay I'm sorry if I confused any of you but sorry to disappoint you but I have no new mate”

Monica, who had been listening quietly this whole time, suddenly leaned her head back against the couch. “Hold on,” she muttered. Her tired eyes narrowed toward me. “So you’re telling me I accidentally became the test subject for your magical Luna powers?” The room burst into laughter again. Even Monica looked half serious while saying it. I laughed softly. “Well... maybe a little.” “I’m serious,” Monica grumbled. “I came in here ready to fight everyone.” “And somehow now I just want to sleep for three business days.” “That’s exactly what’s suspicious,” Mona teased immediately. “You calmed down way too fast.”

She laughed out loud. Amy scooped some bread in her mouth, chewed before responding to Olivia. "Oh my, like seriously, Monica could be so crazy, she actually thought we were lesbian." They broke out. "The fact that we all know what she meant makes it more funny." Lilian declared on her way downstairs. "Why are you girls making jest of me like that, you want me to cry." I uttered babyish. "Awwn, cry cry baby." Ciara imitated, while we all giggled.

Mona shoved the empty box in the bin and get up. Her face was smeared with white sauce and Isabella sighed and walk toward her. She took a tissue and cleaned her face with it carefully. “Are you sure you are not in love with me? I can surely include you in a threesome. After all, you don’t have that wand that can pleasure me.” Mona said jokingly as they were close to each other. “Rubbish.” Isabella slapped her and move back. This girl. Isabella sighed and Mona burst into a laugh. Mona always took her off guard with these stupid jokes about her.

and the crowd howls. “Two-thirty!” Mona Lisa calls, slamming her heel to the floor. “Sold! To the radiant goddess in the leopard mini!” Brody fist-pumps and bows like he just won an Oscar. We all cheer, hooting and clapping like proud parents at a dance recital. When he returns to the table, he’s still glowing. “I love it here,” he says, grabbing his drink. “We know,” Thomas and Teddy say in unison. Then Mona Lisa gets a mischievous twinkle in her eye. “And now… I have a surprise.”

There was not much change in his handsome face, and the corners of his lips curled up into a faint smile. Coupled with the natural beauty of the golden age, he looked like a monster. The beautiful almond-shaped eyes of Monique trembled slightly. How could she reply to such a provocative question? Monique's face twitched. "Haha, this joke is not funny at all." After that, she stuffed the dumplings in her bowl into her mouth. "I'm full. Take your time." Monique was really full.

They couldn’t just change up what they said while I was being forced to watch a show. Before I could complain to Lucas the sound of music coming from the tv had me looking over and narrowing my eyes. “I said.” I started to say but stopped as I stared at the animals that were on the screen that didn’t look right. “Why does the cat look like that?” I asked as I stared at its pretty eyes that didn’t look real. “It’s a cartoon.” Monica stated in what sounded like disgust. Before I could say anything my waist was grabbed and I was pulled closer towards Lucas.

"A doctor and a lawyer,I see. That's, interesting." Yep,one more thing. Mona has a PhD in doctorate, as for me,I'm an artist. Something my parents didn't agree to. So I've kept all my paintings hidden in my room. I tuck my lips in and snatch another flute from a passing waiter's tray. "Lisa," mama whispers close to my ear. "You need to stop drinking too much,stop before you end up embarrassing us all." A group of rich looking people enter the room. "Ah,there they are. I would like to introduce Mona to my brothers and sister, if that's okay with you of course."