Mona Lisa Funny Novels & Stories

Charlie laughed and said, “It’s hearsay, but I heard that he sold an ink painting of Mona Lisa to a Frenchman for a lot of money.” “Did something like that happen?” Jacob said in surprise, “Is that foreigner a fool? Isn’t Mona Lisa hanging in the Louvre?” Charlie waved his hand and said, “The one hanging in the Louvre was plagiarized by Leonardo da Vinci, and the original painting was painted by an Oskian painter, Markel Fairise. “What?!” Jacob was confused and asked, “Charlie, what are you talking about? How can Markel Fairise be related to Mona Lisa? Besides, there’s a huge age gap between him and Leonardo da Vinci. They should be at least two hundred years apart…”

"We are, um, friends of Kedar. And I was wondering-" "We're here to find Lilith." I said out loud, shushing Mona from beating around the bush. "We hear you're a friend's of Kedars' and she was a follower of Lilith. So, hopefully, we thought you would know where we could find her." She stared deeply, like she was lost in thinking, then she blurted into laughter and it became strikingly odd. Picture a woman in her late fifty's, laughing hysterically naked on an old chair, with curly brown hair and striking eyes red as blood. That image that popped into your mind, was probably similar to what I saw, but maybe weirder. "I am no follower of Lilith." She continued, chuckling between each words she

She giggled loudly and walked to my desk. “Good morning,Handsome”. "Sit on the chair,Monalisa". I replied. She crossed her legs, adjusted her top a little too much, and leaned forward. "Nah, I like this position, also you know I prefer the name Lisa", she said, biting her lip. "Why are you even here?" I asked, rubbing my temple. She reached for my hand, her long acrylics grazing my wrist like claws. "To show you my nails. Do you like them?"

Monica, who had been listening quietly this whole time, suddenly leaned her head back against the couch. “Hold on,” she muttered. Her tired eyes narrowed toward me. “So you’re telling me I accidentally became the test subject for your magical Luna powers?” The room burst into laughter again. Even Monica looked half serious while saying it. I laughed softly. “Well... maybe a little.” “I’m serious,” Monica grumbled. “I came in here ready to fight everyone.” “And somehow now I just want to sleep for three business days.” “That’s exactly what’s suspicious,” Mona teased immediately. “You calmed down way too fast.”

She laughed out loud. Amy scooped some bread in her mouth, chewed before responding to Olivia. "Oh my, like seriously, Monica could be so crazy, she actually thought we were lesbian." They broke out. "The fact that we all know what she meant makes it more funny." Lilian declared on her way downstairs. "Why are you girls making jest of me like that, you want me to cry." I uttered babyish. "Awwn, cry cry baby." Ciara imitated, while we all giggled.

Mona shoved the empty box in the bin and get up. Her face was smeared with white sauce and Isabella sighed and walk toward her. She took a tissue and cleaned her face with it carefully. “Are you sure you are not in love with me? I can surely include you in a threesome. After all, you don’t have that wand that can pleasure me.” Mona said jokingly as they were close to each other. “Rubbish.” Isabella slapped her and move back. This girl. Isabella sighed and Mona burst into a laugh. Mona always took her off guard with these stupid jokes about her.

There was not much change in his handsome face, and the corners of his lips curled up into a faint smile. Coupled with the natural beauty of the golden age, he looked like a monster. The beautiful almond-shaped eyes of Monique trembled slightly. How could she reply to such a provocative question? Monique's face twitched. "Haha, this joke is not funny at all." After that, she stuffed the dumplings in her bowl into her mouth. "I'm full. Take your time." Monique was really full.

They couldn’t just change up what they said while I was being forced to watch a show. Before I could complain to Lucas the sound of music coming from the tv had me looking over and narrowing my eyes. “I said.” I started to say but stopped as I stared at the animals that were on the screen that didn’t look right. “Why does the cat look like that?” I asked as I stared at its pretty eyes that didn’t look real. “It’s a cartoon.” Monica stated in what sounded like disgust. Before I could say anything my waist was grabbed and I was pulled closer towards Lucas.

"A doctor and a lawyer,I see. That's, interesting." Yep,one more thing. Mona has a PhD in doctorate, as for me,I'm an artist. Something my parents didn't agree to. So I've kept all my paintings hidden in my room. I tuck my lips in and snatch another flute from a passing waiter's tray. "Lisa," mama whispers close to my ear. "You need to stop drinking too much,stop before you end up embarrassing us all." A group of rich looking people enter the room. "Ah,there they are. I would like to introduce Mona to my brothers and sister, if that's okay with you of course."

God, it hurt so fucking bad. Lucas looked in Monalisa's eyes as though he was looking for something hidden deep inside her. He thought that she might tell her the truth without asking her but…she was still playing dumb like she has always done. She had a straight face and no one could ever imagine that she was lying through her teeth. Lucas pulled back his hand and his jaw twitched. Monalisa's smile faded away immediately and now it was replaced with a frown. Why was Lucas acting weird? She couldn't help it but wonder. The Lucas that she knows is always happy whenever he feels the baby's movements.