Funny Luigi Novels & Stories

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

“Who hurt you, Luth?” “Who hurt me?!” I laugh, my eyes wide at his audacity. “Is that supposed to be a trick question? Are you trying to mess with me right now?!” “No, Luth, I'm not. Tell me who hurt you, and I'll teach them a lesson.” He says, with all seriousness on his face. I believe that I am going absolutely crazy right now! What sort of person is Marlon?! He behaves like a bipolar psycho. He is sucking my dick one minute, the next he is being my bully, and the next, he is saying stupid shit like this?!

Davidson asked "Asin, he wouldn't just let us go like that with this cute kid and wouldn't do anything" "Let us go like that?" Lu intoned as he kept looking out the window "You were going to either blow our bodies or roast us like barbecue, what else do you expect from-" he stopped, his angry face turned to look at Davidson. His brows connected with his head titled to see more of Davidson's face and find out what seems funny. He couldn't contain the little sanity in help and he had to yell. "I'm sorry" Davidson burst into laughter again, his palm tapped harder on Vito's back as tried to stop himself from laughing at Lu's red face "You should see the look on your face! Damm!! You believe that

Luiggi didn't move and shouted back "go to hell, I'm not going to listen to you" What he didn't expect was that the giant grabbed him and pushed him against the wall lifting him up a little and saying in his ear "You fucked up you pretty little bitch now it will be my way" he wanted to kiss him by force he joined his lips against Luiggi's, but Luiggi bit him hurting his lip a little and he felt the taste of his blood and laughed saying mockingly.

Then I passed her, but suddenly… FUCK! I slipped unfortunately and my head almost bump to the sofa arms, if I not able to balance myself. This is embarrassing! I heard Lily ’s fucking laugh so hard. I seem to be a comedian to her. “What’s funny?!” She automatically raised her hands. “I give up boss. You really get me to laugh. Ahahahaha.” “Lily !” Again, she raise her both hands. “I didn’t kill someone.” She really thought I am playing with her.

“Now you’re going to put the gun down and leave, or you’re going to die.” I cocked my head to the side, “If I pull this trigger right now, you’ll die; what makes you think I’m going to be scared of your threat?” Luigi laughed and dropped his gun. It hit the floor with a clatter. He spread out his arms. “Shoot me, I dare you. The watch, my men, waste all of you.” My hands shuddered with anger as I kept the weapon aimed at him. We were clearly outmatched, and I had to back down for everyone’s good.

He resolved to send his warning in another manner this time. Luigi groaned, and managed to open his burning eyes. He knew that he could never measure up to his cousin in a fist fight. There was no point trying. But he was pleased that he was getting under his skin, still, he was not going to stop pursuing Olivia. He groaned as he tried to get back on his feet unsuccessfully. He collapsed back to the floor, breaking into a bout of laughter.

My fists pummel his face, but he just smirks with each hit, laughing. Everyone gasps, and I know it’s not because of the fight. A heavy crack sounds, which signals Luigi just entered the fucking room and has a hold of his whip. My spine stiffens as I stand straight, realizing I look like the instigator since I was the one on top of Rizzo and punching the shit out of him. “Back away from him, Morales,” Luigi says. I swallow hard and follow his orders, as even I’m not insane enough to stand up to that sadist.

"And that was by no means a pun. Or is it.?" Michele hooted the more; I could only manage a smile. "Wow, I literally kept track of time. Dude, twenty freaking minutes," Michele added. Pfft. As if that was one of its kind. "You guys have been here, all the while?" I asked them. Luigi shrugged; Michele answered, "We're kinda used to it. I mean, unless you give us ur dick for keeps." Luigi made a face and I couldn't help but burst out laughing. Yeah, that was right. Michele could be embarrassingly dumb. We drank, shooting the breeze till someone decided to interrupt.

All of sudden, Luigi burst into a series of raucous laughter. At first, a glint of surprise skimmed through me as I wondered what sounded so funny in my statement. However, I knew that he was just trying to piss me off further and I wasn't going to let him. When his laughter died down, he held a stoic expression, putting up a dauntless act as he spoke. “You are mistaken, Luciano. Your mother did something very wrong. From the moment she brought you into this world, she made a grave mistake." He spat.