Nemo Funny Novels & Stories

She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

Nero wasn't stupid for letting her sister go; he knew he could still get her whenever he wished. She dipped her feet in the water and was excited to get in but also scared, “What if I drown?” “I will have one of my men save you,” he joked, and she burst out in laughter; he really had people doing everything for him. And Nero, this was the first time he saw her laugh this genuinely, and it was because of him. This made him so happy, and he helped her get into the water with his hand on her waist. Lena felt her body go warm, very warm, and she couldn’t understand why her body was reacting this way.

He nodded over to the video on the screen "Very funny, Ned." Ben laughed. He opened his laptop and maximized the screen that had "Annoying Neighbor Part 2" ready to play.

“No more golf!” “I don’t even like golf.” I gave him a sheepish smile. “Unless you’re the one in front, and I’m teaching you how to play…bend over.” “KAI!” Night’s face turned beetroot red and Kelly all but chocked on thin air. “Goodness gracious! My ears!” She screeched. “Hey Nemo! I’m borrowing your car!” A second later, the sound of a door opening from the first floor reverberated through the entire house as our son emerged from his cave to give his sister a mean look. “It’s Neema, bitch! So forget about the car!”

Famke was curled up in her favorite chair thinking of how good it felt to laugh. Her ribs ached with it. Nyx and Royal, it turned out, had remarkably similar senses of humor and were constantly cracking jokes which had them in stitches. Nyx had a peculiar laugh which always included a weird pig-like snort which always made Famke giggle.

Nathan turns to Desmond referring to me. "The rope is finished boss." Desmond replies hesitantly, his head bowed slightly. "The rope did what...." Nathan glare at him then takes a deep nerve calming breath. "It's okay. It doesn't matters." I look back to Piper whose eyes are now open, montioning to me a sign I know too well. 'distract them.' A job that perfectly suits me. A death game. "It's Soo funny...." I let out a loud laugh catching both of the psychopaths attention. "My stomach hurts."

Nena smiled " i noted that line because i thought it was stupidly funny. i almost spilled my drink out of my mouth from laughter. it really cracked me up" "i'm sure" "and then you went on with the 'james bond ain't got nothing on me' damn" nena said now laughing " it was really funny to watch trust me" dani joined her in the laughter as well " well, i'm glad i was able to make you laugh at least" there was a pause for a moment . Nena kept throwing unconscious glances at his eyes . she was trying to fight this compulsive action but it something about those eyes kept on stealing her attention.

A cold shiver runs down to his spine and the thought of dating Monami in the future as a 'female cat' makes him shudder unconsciously. He slowly lowered his head to checked his genitals ready to see the shock of his life. But when he did, he saw that his balls were still completely intact. "HAHAHAHAHA! I hope you could see how hilarious your reaction was just now. HAHAHA!" [You!!!! It's a prank! It's a praaaaaank! WAHAHAAHAHAHHA!] Nero laugh heartily as well when he realized that he did not turn into a female cat for real. But when he thought about it the second time, he realized that he had been made into a fool!

Holding up the bagged snacks in my hand, I set them aside, taking a quiet step towards them, cautiously watching around to find those pair of eyes. "Kids, I know you're in there, so come out, don't make me come find you, because you know too well how good mama is at tickling, who knows perhaps I might turn into a tickle monster and tickle you for eternity," I tell them. "Hehehe…" "Shhh…" That giggle! I turn around at that voice, it's without a doubt Neo, having fun as he laughs away his hideout. Carefully I move towards them.

She had made her into the mess. Her life is totally a joke to the world. Impatient by Naomi's clueless demeanor Nelson returns to her, casually putting both hands on her shoulder, "Come on, I know what you think about me, so, you should prove this blurry guy is terrible." Nelson says it to her face to divert her attention to him. An unexpected chuckle escaped from Naomi's thin light rosy lips which then erupted into an infectious giggle. Nelson burst out a suppressed laugh trying to figure out the source of the comedy. "What? Why are you laughing."