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(Email or comments). I hope you're all safe and healthy during these crazy times! Also my birthday is on the tenth so don't expect any updates for books next Wednesday. -Thank you, luvs. P.S. there is a preview of the third sequel available. I hope you all enjoy. Professional email: janilem@icloud.com

He pauses with confusion and scratches his head. "You idiot," Nammy sighs as she stands up from her seat to check what he did wrong. "It says 'Murder Amanda, no one dies, Yours...' I'm guessing this '49' is just the number '49' because there are only twenty-six letters in the english alphabet." She glances at Keith with a smile, "'Murder Amanda, No one dies, Yours49'"

Then, I let out a bitter, hollow laugh. Who am I kidding? I had already received a mountain of rejections from minor league teams. Why in the world would the biggest, brightest hockey franchise in the league want a "plain Omega nerd"? It was definitely just another automated rejection email. I couldn't handle reading another “We regret to inform you…” today. So without even opening the message, I swiped the notification away, closed my G***l app entirely, and tossed my phone onto the sofa cushion next to me. If only I knew that one unopened email was about to flip my entire world upside in ways I never imagined.

**EVE’S POV** “Ugh! When exactly are they going to announce it?” Daniel groaned, pacing the room like a lion in a cage. “Calm down, kid,” I said, adjusting my position on the couch. “The platform says emails will be sent out on the 3rd of May.” Daniel glanced at his phone, as if wanting to me sure that he wasn’t mistaken with his calculations. “It’s the 3rd!!!.” he retorted. “Yes. But it’s only noon. The emails goes out by 2pm.”

He still havent called me or texted me or even trying to reach out to me. I opened my g***l account and found that I have received an email a few hours ago. This was terrifyingly shocking because it came from thetonightshow@g***l.com and how a huge fan I am of that show and of course of Jimmy Fallon. Who does not love that guy and his show? But why actual hell are they emailing me? I decided to open the email and thought of it as a scam. From: thetonightshow@g***l.com To: lindsaysuzanneswanepoel@g***l.com

com From: Emma@HermanBrown.com Cc: Dani@HermanBrown.com Subject: Re: Miscellaneous Course it’s still on. What do u take us for, lightweights? Exx As I go through my other emails, it’s inevitable that not all are going to be as pleasant as Heidi’s. There’s one from a small but demanding client – an insurance firm – suggesting I target Fresh! with some four-month-old pictures of their staff drinks party. Then there’s the chain of DIY stores whose Marketing Manager has emailed with another set of amendments – the sixth – to a press release he officially signed off two days ago and which I sent out to the world’s media this morning. Finally, there’s a note from a potential client saying he needs

I should return this, but I'll end up asking where he got it from and that'll only boost his ego. If I keep it, I'll end up tossing it on because they feel is enthralling. Tit or tat. My laptop chimes at a text. I can see it's a new email, so I crawl to the other side of the bed, tap on it and the screen fills with its details. "Shit." I chuckled, sighting first the email address. damonwinters@rt.com RT means Rella Tech. What does he want? I navigate through its content, scanning the words and they almost seem unbelievable. One paragraph struck me the most.

They're already rebuilding their access to my mind. The message was signed simply: S

Within seconds, my smile fades as an automated response arrives. “Re: Your Inquiry Hello, Thank you for reaching out! I have received your email and will get back to you as soon as possible. Best regards, Maron Korolev CEO - Global Media.” … What the hell? I frown and check the address I sent the email to: “m.korolev@globalmedia.com”. The address should have been “m.korolev@g***l.com”. My eyes suddenly widen as the realization hits me like a shockwave.

Warm regards, Michy Himyz ;)