Nerdy Jokes Novels & Stories

He’ll be popular the second that bell rings so I won’t be getting fond of him anytime soon. After a few minutes, he decided to break the ice, “And you are?” “Nerd.” I told him simply. He chuckled lightly before realizing that I was serious and it turned into a frown. “That can’t be right.” He muttered to me. I shrugged in response, “It’s what people call me so it just sticks after a while.” “Okay, what do your friends call you then?” “Freak.” “Oh come on.” He groaned lowly.

As usual, I was alone at my table as I silently and slowly ate my lunch, chicken sandwich, and an apple. I heard a crash and I immediately looked up to see where the noise was coming from. It was coming from the nerds’ table. Apparently, there was a commotion going on as a group of jock guys stood by their table and were laughing. They were laughing at one of the male nerds in the group who had a bowl of something on top of his head. The weird something from the bowl - I don't know what it is or if it is even edible - dripped down the boy's face and onto his checkered polo. "And that's what happens when you don't make my physics report, nerd." Said one of the jocks as he knocked the bowl off

Idiots, most of them! "The reason I got angry was that I asked you to take me seriously, but you made a joke and not only that, but the joke you made me think that all you are looking for is sex" "Oh, I see," he says in understanding. "Well, what do you know? Neanderthals can understand the obvious"

Jenny gasped in shock. "You remind me of Wayne. He's the best in our class. The Asian boy earlier in class," Jenny said. She must be talking about the guy who got the question wrong. "He's kinda cute, though. Too bad he's gay," Kim said. We heard footsteps. Our attention moved towards our right. "Hey! Nerdy Twink is here!" Someone yelled, causing everyone to burst into laughter. He stared at everyone and raised a middle finger. "They like calling him that because he's attractive," Kim said. "I think he's really cool." She smiled.

Damn, I didn't know that she's so damn possessive, and I find it cute. "Nathan Jones is a douchebag, Red. And do you know that he three-timed Ericka, Stacy, and Martha? I know it because the girls are sharing it with me. And clearly, he's hitting on you. Oh, does he know that you're a DJ or something?" She ranted and asked. I just nodded my head in response

They'll probably throw me in jail after that, and let's not even start with what his precious fans would do to my career. "Funny. Thank God Jared doesn't know about that." I answer, absentmindedly. Nate chuckles again. "Thank God no one knows about that." He corrects, unbeknownst to him. I want to say, 'actually, Ashford Ryder knows about that, and whichever guy he had his cock in and the toilet stall' but I don't say that. This time if Nate chokes on his beer, he might actually die from it. But the thought of that inside joke still makes me smile. "Those sensitive Americans would probably lose their minds over that."

I said seriously and they both looked at me. My female classmate stood up and gave me a bad look. "And who are you to tell us to stand up huh? You're just a stupid pretentious nerd! Dumb!" "Dumb? Wait, are you talking about yourself? As far as I remember, your grade is all line of 7." My words caused her to be silent.

His arms tighten looking for my acceptance of his apology. "I understand. You're a man in demand. This is the part where you have to save the Internet by pressing buttons on your laptop, right?" Finn relaxes his grip a little at my joke. "Kind of, but I type fast. Some might even say I'm a speeding bullet." Even I catch his Superman reference and groan at the horribleness of it, but it's nice to hear one of his nerdy jokes again. Maybe nothing is wrong after all.

When the sodium transitioned into pink, I smiled and recorded my observations in my notebook. “You’re doing great,” Miss Vera said, circulating around the room. “Excellent work.” “Thank you,” I responded with a smile, while listening to a lame chemistry joke one of the boys was telling his friends. “Why did the acid and base go on a date? Because they wanted to see if they had a ‘neutral’ connection.” Everyone else burst into laughter except me. I wondered if I was strange for not getting the humor. “Why did the molecule lose his girlfriend? Because he was always too reactive and she needed someone more stable.”

she poked him. “You wish, silly Sal.” ‘I told you to stop calling me that.” “Then stop being silly.” I was still trying to wrap my head around an eighteen-year-old owning a cyber truck that I failed to notice the tension that was building up in the atmosphere. Penny cleared her throat, breaking their stare off, "Who are the tigers?" Sally gasped, and Shane stifled a laugh, "You don't know who the tigers are?" Penny scratched her forehead, "Am I supposed to?"