Anything But Porcelain
Ari Gunther Hawthorn
She let out a laugh and shook her head
“…Yeah prince charming my butt…”
She said softy to herself.
“…Look there he goes…isn’t he dreamy…Monsieur Gaston…oh, he’s so cute…be still, my heart…I’m hardly breathing…he’s such a tall, dark, strong, and handsome, brute!.”
She made a gag noise at that part of the song.
“Yuck…ew…Gaston was like the worst looking in the whole movie…I mean seriously…his side kick was even better but not by much….”