The Wrong Brother, The Right Mistake
I got home a little after one, with my lipstick still intact, my head still full of Italian men, and my patience already in the ICU ever since Zach Bandini said, Ms. Moguel is coming.
My house was in The Whitmore Mews, a private townhouse complex in the West Village that was very beautiful, very quiet, and very expensive in the kind of way that made normal people automatically lower their voices when they walked through the iron gates.
From the outside, it looked like a row of old red-brick townhouses too polite to admit they had private elevators, twenty-four-hour security, a small garden in the middle of the courtyard, and neighbors who bought organic almond milk like they were signing an