Obi Wan Kenobi Jesus Meme Novels & Stories

Smore retorted, “Bah! Look at this big stupid gorilla! ‘Oooga-booga, I’m so ugly’!” Arianne swore cold sweat broke through every single pore in her body. “Jesus H. Christ! What’s wrong with this brat…?!” Comment by Fo Nix: ? Comment by Lyndis Z. Yin: part of the full expression of "Jesus Christ" yo; his "fake" middle name! Probably means Holy?

Poor Idris is going to be caught in the middle of a war. "Is eating the only thing your brain can process?" Obinna barks, throwing a heavy wooden scroll-case directly at Kieran’s head. "You absolute fool! How can you stand there chewing meat while my great-grandchildren are renouncing my lineage?" Kieran dodges the flying scroll effortlessly. "Grandpa, this is how the pups react when anyone attacks their protectors." "React?" Obinna’s brow furrows as he growls, "Is their obsession with this Zanele female normal? Tell me... how do Jabari and Amara treat Ayomide Okafor?"

Kelechi couldn't even land a single punch or kick on her, just the slap from him to her that started the fight. It was a popular meme for students in my school on social media, that session. One of the memes had a picture of Tobi's hand exactly at Kelechi's jaw with the caption, "Kelechized" and below the picture was written, "Total Tobility". Another had the same picture with a different caption, "When you pre-order an iPhone in an Online

And the moment they did, Mona knew. He knew something was wrong. She quickly plastered a smile across her face. "Hey." Kane didn't smile. He walked toward her, pulled out the chair opposite hers, and sat down. "What's wrong, princess?" The sincerity in his voice almost broke her. Mona looked away. "I've been thinking." "About?" She swallowed. "Did you know vanilla comes from the actual butt of an animal?" Kane stared at her. Mona gave him a tiny smile.

"W-where's Kian and Kaleb?" Sean asked bewildered. "Look closely, dumbo." Myron said shaking his head. Sean frowned and look again. "Oh, my! He looks like Kian a-and Kaleb at the same time!" He yelled finally grasping what happened. "Daebak! It's like Dragon ball's, Gotenks" Neo said in amusement. "H-how?" Eris asked. She wavered. "You asked who we are right? Now, look closely. We are one and we are your doom."

Walker asked him and proudly nudges Kenji with his shoulder with a proud smile and face. "Man, if there's Lebron James, I'd call you Jebrom Lames." Rig shook his head, obviously trying to make a joke. "Are we supposed to laugh?" Joshua asked him, the only one who hasn't touched any bottle of beer and has only been sitting there with his legs crossed manly and crossed arms tightly. "Hey, we're not done with you yet." Kenji pointed a finger at him before taking a swig on his beer. "Sorry but that's just not going to work on me." He lifted both of his hands like he's surrendering before putting it back crossed above his chest.

Kema elucidated dodging another incoming punch from Obinna's fist. "Dont fill my head with nonsense, you pathetic wizard" Obinna fired, slamming his leg at Kema's side cheeks. "he said he gave you the power of Ekwensu- Igbo god of war, and the father of all magics, but yet I an ordinary wizard is battling on par with you." Kema said jabbing his elbow at the neck of Obinna after dodging the kick attack of Obinna. "So what are you insinuating? That he gave me little of the powers of Ekwensu" Obinna retorted