Puck Me Hard
"Your first thirst trap and you’re already getting railed in the DMs! YOU'RE HOT COMMODITY!"
"I hate this," I whispered, but she was already clicking on another message.
Hung4Days: U look like u need a real man to stretch u out.
"Jesus Christ," I groaned, throwing the phone on the bench like it was diseased and shoving my face into my hands.
"Oh my GOD," Imogen howled. "Noah, these men are NOT playing around! I swear we are reading all of theseeee!”
“No we're not.”
But she was already reading it out.