Dirty Family Secrets
"You're not old! And you're a fine looking man. I've often thought your ex-wife was an idiot to let you go."
"I have to say I agree with you there, baby. Now, which one of those geriatric goddesses was interested in me?"
I couldn't keep the humor out of my voice. It had to be the cougar at the club, fifty if she was a day. Still looking good after some very expensive work, probably courtesy of an ex. She was definitely prowling. I shot her down gently, and noticed her at closing time on the arm of a very drunk twenty something, smirking like crazy as he latched down on one of her store bought boobs.