One Liner Jokes Tagalog

It’s all started with a flirt. It wasn’t a surprise to me that he’s a playboy—it’s all written all over his pretty face. He’s a kind of guy your mom warned you about, but your body craves. It might be hard to accept, but I’ve been in a dry spell for a long time. So maybe he’s the answer, but the charming, cocky, and brutally honest playboy made me feel like no men ever did. And pretty soon, I was in too deep. *** It wasn’t a part of my plan. In fact, I never have imagined my life to be with someone more than just to warm my bed, let alone a woman with a kid, but just a single look at her gorgeous blue eyes, I’m already confused—I’ve never been drawn to any women the way I was drawn to her.

One night stand เรื่องราวความฮอต ความแซบของ 'อัปสร' กับ 'ตรัย' ที่ระดับความฮอตนั้นทะลุจุดเดือดได้ไม่ยาก (ชุดรวมเรื่องรักฉบับติดเรท 1)

You know that feeling when you're mated to a demon!!! Though I'm not mated to a demon but that feeling ruled my entire life till I decided to take the next big step. My name is Petal Brooks and my entire life was tamed till I decided that it was time to get out of the cage and become wild. Everyone despised me and you know, i think it hurts to know that I'm their most beautiful regret. I ran away from home and became pack leader of the rogues but watch out for me!! I'm coming back and I would stop at nothing to be UNTAMED.

When Xeia entered Atienza's house, she entered their life as well. She met JD, her boss's nephew. They didn't get along at first, but as time went by, it changed. They felt like they had feelings for each other, but since she uncovered something about him, she kept distance from him. Until one day, he's nowhere to be found but thanks to DJ, she found him. They had conversation and just after a minute, she felt like as if heaven and earth had fallen on her. She didn't know what she should feel whether happy or sad. She just asked herself, why?

Kilalang walang sinasanto ang katulad ni Novice De Guzman. Pagdating man sa business world o usaping buhay. Hindi siya nangingiming kalabanin ang sino man hahadlang sa kaniyang mga plano. Kung kinakailangan niyang pumatay, magagawa niya. Sa kabila ng lahat ay mapapasunod siya ng taong higit na kinasusuklaman nito- ang sariling ama. Iminungkahi nitong magpakasal siya, pumayag si Novice kahit labag sa kaniyang loob. Natuklasan niyang kilala niya ang babaeng napipisil nito para sa kaniya. Walang iba, kun'di si Shaina Monuz, ang dating nobya ng binata! Ipapakita niya sa nagmamagaling na ama na maling-mali ito na ipakasal siya. Pakikisamahan ni Novice ang babae at sasaktan katulad ng dati... Pero namamalayan na lang niyang unti-unti siyang nahuhulog dito, kasabay ng pagkasira ng pagsasama nila, dahil na rin sa mga maling desisyon ng binata. Maisasalba pa ba niya ang pagsasama nila? O hahayaan niyang muling mawala ito sa kaniyang buhay...

น้ำค้างพบผู้ชายคนหนึ่งในตอนที่เธอเหงาและต้องการใครสักคน เธอไม่เคยลืมเขา หากโชคชะตามีจริงขอให้เราได้พบกันอีกครั้ง one night คืนหนึ่งเราเคยพบกัน “ขอบคุณที่อยู่เป็นเพื่อนน้ำนะคะ น้ำจะไม่ลืมหนึ่งคืนที่เราพบกัน ลาก่อนค่ะ” หากโชคชะตามีจริง ขอให้เราได้พบกันอีกครั้ง one night คืนหนึ่งเราเคยพบกัน

Si Jaxson Alconez a.k.a. Agent Fang ang tinaguriang pinakamahusay na secret agent ng National Intelligence Agency (NIA). Wala pang misyon ang hindi niya napagtatagumpayan kaya ganoon na lamang kalaki ang tiwala sa kanya ng kanyang kinabibilangan na ahensya. Dahil dito, siya ang malimit na ipadala na kanilang ahensiya sa mga malalaki at napakahalagang mga misyon. Ngunit sa pagdating ng rookie agent ng Philippine Intelligence Agency (PIA) ay unti unti na nagkaroon ng iringan sa pagitan ng dalawang ahensiya. Bago pa lumaki ang away ay pumagitna na ang gobyerno at nagbigay sila ng magkaparehong misyon sa dalawang ahensiya. At kung sino man sa kanilang napiling agent ang makakatapos ng ibinigay na misyon ay ito ang kikilalanin na pinamagaling na intelligence agency sa Pilipinas. At katulad ng inaasahan, si Agent Fang ang siyang piniling ipadala ng NIA sa misyon na ito. Ngunit hindi inaasahan ni Agent Fang na sa gitna ng kanyang misyon ay makakatagpo niya ang isang misteryosang dalaga na agad pumukaw sa kanyang atensyon at puso. Sandali na nakalimutan niya ang kanyang misyon at sa halip ay buong init na pinagsaluhan nilang misteryosang babae ang isang hindi malilimutan at madamdaming gabi na magkasama. Sandali na iniwan ni Agent Fang ang natutulog na babae para tapusin ang kanyang misyon pero sa kanyang pagbalik ay wala na ito. Dahil sa hindi malilimutan na gabi ng kanyang misyon ay ilang beses na sinubukan ni Agent Fang na hanapin ang babaeng nagnakaw ng puso niya ngunit wala ito iniwang kahit anong bakas at pagkakakilanlan. Para bang ito na naglaho na parang isang bula. Gayun pa man ay walang balak na sumuko si Agent Fang. Gagawin niya ang lahat para mahanap muli ang misteyosang babae. Tinawag niya ito na 'One Night Mission'.

After helping her best friend with a contractual relationship as a pretend girlfriend to Keith Maul, an arrogant billionaire who desires not to have any sort of relationship with the opposite gender, it causes her relationship to break. Still Charlotte realizes that she can't forget about him despite it being only a show to get other women to leave his side Meanwhile, Keith has also fallen head over heels in love with his pretend girlfriend but can't have her. Coincidentally they meet at a wedding but their meeting turned sour leading to a further stretch between them. Would their relationship turn out to be a fairy tale love story or it's just a mere dream that can never come true?

Lavish London mansions. A hand-painted Rolls-Royce. And eight dead friends. For the British fixer Robbie Chase, working for the Russian's President most vocal critic meant stunning perks – but also constant danger. His gruesome death is one of 14 that retired British Agent QUINTUS NOONE has linked to Russia – but the UK police shut down every last case. QUINTUS NOONE'S investigation reveals the full story of a ring of death on British soil that the government has ignored.

Fourteen months in another country is not enough for him to move on, so he decided to stick to another plan—to date another woman. Unable to move on and forget his first heartbreak, Blaze Villacorta accepted his engagement with Dream Cortes, a 26 years old nurse, who fell in love with him at first sight. Dream only wants a simple marriage life but loving an ex-playboy who's still in love with his first love is not easy. Can Dream take the risk and fight for her place in Blaze's heart? Or the blazing love and affection she has towards him will burn her to ashes?