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This book Contains Steamy contents strictly R18+ She wanted him, Elena yearns for him, as her hands slid through his hard toned body down to his brief, Elena wanted nothing but to have Roth hot and deep inside her, taking her with him to that secret place, where she could freely cry out from sheer pleasure. But Roth rejected her, she was young, naive, he did not want to take it too quick. Ten years later, Roth realized how mistaken he had been, Elena was no longer the naive, young sixteen years old girl anymore, this woman standing before him was an epitome of beauty, mature, irresistible, his body responded vigorously at the sight of her. His Shaft twitch at the sight of this woman. He wanted her! He yearns for Elena Bennett.

My ..father" is a strange man and he has some rules. 1. Don't bring to our home any boy or girl. 2. Don't drink or take drugs. 3. Do not take provocative clothes. 3. All the time say with whom you are and where you are. 4. Never walk alone at night. 5, And the last but most important never speak with a vampire. But I broke all rules in one night and find out his secret that Jack who have had grown me, was the vampire who killed my mother. I must run... run away from my most precious person because this love was born into a grudge.

After helping her best friend with a contractual relationship as a pretend girlfriend to Keith Maul, an arrogant billionaire who desires not to have any sort of relationship with the opposite gender, it causes her relationship to break. Still Charlotte realizes that she can't forget about him despite it being only a show to get other women to leave his side Meanwhile, Keith has also fallen head over heels in love with his pretend girlfriend but can't have her. Coincidentally they meet at a wedding but their meeting turned sour leading to a further stretch between them. Would their relationship turn out to be a fairy tale love story or it's just a mere dream that can never come true?

Hindi inaasahan ni Yorzuana Ghitt na ibebenta siya ng kaniyang mga magulang sa isang lalaki kapalit ng bilyon-bilyong halaga. Naisipan lang na bilhin siya ni Roger Mizores dahil sa pagnanasa niya rito at walang halong pagmamahal sa dalaga. Ngunit sa kabila ng pagiging matigas na puso ni Roger, paninilbihan ang isinukli ni Yorzuana sa kaniya hanggang sa magsawa ito dahil sa pag-amin ng binata na binili lamang niya ito. Nasaktan, nagpakamatay ngunit muling babangon. 'Yan ang nangyari kay Yorzuana nang hindi niya inaasahan. May magagawa ba si Roger para sa dalaga?

Janiyah finds herself reluctantly on the auction stage in a world where women are auctioned off for one-night stands because she is desperately trying to get money for her sick sister's medical care. Janiyah becomes increasingly uncomfortable as the auction goes on, especially when an unexpected bidder makes an amazing fifty million dollars for her.

A beautiful pink haired, red eyed girl was born in the vampire world but unfortunately was abandoned the moment she was born in front of an orphanage. The nurse named Lucy raised her with great love and care. Unlike other vampires she had multiple abilities which was considered a bad omen so she was told by the headmaster of the orphanage to use only one ability while hiding others. Now she goes to the most prestigious high school of the kingdom where only nobles and royals go. Will she be able to hide her other abilities as trouble follows that school or embrace them as a part of her being?

Love that was tested by faith and time. Ganyan ang story nila Emelyn at Damian. They were separated by a tragedy. Ang isa ay nawala habang ang isa ay nag hahanap... at sa muling pagtatagpo nila ay iba na ang katauhan ng isa.. "Ikaw ang asawa ko, and I will prove it to you..." sabi ni Damian sa kanya. "Hindi ako ang asawa mo! bakit ba ang kulit mo?" hinapit siya nito sa bewang at napipikong tinitigan siya sa mata. "You are mine! rightfully mine! sa ayaw at sa gusto mo!" and then he seal it with a kiss, a very deep kiss na parang pati kaluluwa niya ay matatangay nito.

After finding out that her sister and fiance were having an affair, Tabitha fled and attended the party her best friend invited her to. In pain, she got heavily drunk and blacked out only to wake up in bed with a man. At first glance, Tabitha recognized the man as the second son of one of the most prominent companies in State Z. However, that night was a mistake, and Tabitha left with the intention of putting it behind her. Tabitha arrived home, only to find herself locked in her room by her family, forced to marry her fiance. But what happens when the second son of BlueDiamonds Enterprise comes to claim Tabitha as his own? Even more, this man, Silas, isn't just a billionaire, but a powerful person who is the future Alpha of Cerulean Moon Pack.

All she wants is a spark, a fire that should burn her skin. She craves for passion, wildness and insanity~ Among all the crazy things she has done, sleeping with a complete stranger might be the craziest. Things would have been different if not for her still thinking about the man who— for one night— made three fourths of her fantasies come true. Coral gave up because with a population of over more than two million, finding a man whose face and name she didn't know was impossible. However, Coral met him again. As her blind date. Lucian Andersen— son of one of Dad's closest friends. He is handsome – a cold heartthrob, dangerous and whenever he smirked I got shivers. My brain was fried because out of all the people on this planet, she slept with him inside an unknown room. The date might have gone simple, if not for the man whose ego is larger than an entire football stadium, said something bizarre. “I want to marry you, Coral Shen.” The butterflies in her belly would have danced on his proposal but they died on hearing it. He didn't love her. Hell, she wasn't even sure if he liked her or not but she knew of one thing. The marriage proposal was only for business purposes. Coral refused but things got so twisted, she found herself asking him to be her fiancé.

Raina, gadis yang tidak pernah beruntung. Kisah cintanya selalu berakhir mengenaskan, hanya bisa bertepuk sebelah tangan. Pada hari ujian masuk spesialis, Raina bertemu dengan Radit dan kembali jatuh cinta. Sayangnya si pria lagi-lagi tidak menerima cinta Raina dan lebih memilih wanita lain. Bertahun-tahun berlalu, mereka kini bertemu kembali setelah Radit berpisah dari istrinya dan menyadari kesalahannya tidak memilih Raina dulu. Namun siapa sangka di saat yang sama muncul pula lelaki lain, Tama, seseorang dari masa lalu Raina yang dulu tidak pernah menganggap Raina ada, tapi justru lama kelamaan menaruh hati pada Raina. Kemanakah kisah cinta Raina akan berlabuh?