Queen Luna: Once Rejected, Now Ruthless
one wailed dramatically, flinging itself off the windowsill like a war widow in a telenovela.
Meanwhile, the apple tree in the garden—Sir Appleton the Third, self-proclaimed poetic genius—delivered a sonnet as we packed.
“And lo, the queen doth depart,
With a king of abs and trembling heart,
May thy love be like compost—warm, layered, and eternal.”
I cried.
The king cried (inwardly, stoically).
Mr. Yellow gagged.
“I swear,” he grumbled, dragging his tiny luggage made of thimble and leaf, “if that apple recites one more fruity haiku, I’m torching the orchard.”
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