Paragraph Funny Novels & Stories

Chance butted in. “Jealousy much?” Pam asked. “Abso-freak-ing-lutely!” Chance responded. They all laughed. Matt and Chey join them at the table. Wondering what they were laughing at. “What’s so funny?” Matt asked. “These two horndogs!” Chance replied. “Ahh, I see.” Matt said. “Anyone care to explain?” Chey said, confused.

Jeffery patted his shoulder. "We can always go for opening a new account for you". Parker chirped in. "Wow Parker. How come I didn’t think of the brilliant idea"? Jeffery said in a rather sarcastic tone and the table erupted into laughter. "Because all you can think is to shove your dick in some hole". Parker retorted back making Liam choke on his juice but it didn’t stop him from laughing. "Not any HOLE. Just one. And that’s..." Jeffery was cut short when Parker cupped his lips to restrain him from speaking.

Larry read it, blinked, read it again, and then again, and frowned, trying to figure out if Leah had asked the question or if his old Army buddy was goofing around. After several rounds of typing then backspacing, he finally typed the only thing he could think of that wouldn’t land him in trouble and hit ‘send’. Then she responded with an apology and a smiley face, and he grinned. “She’s got a goofy sense of humor like me. Nice,” Larry observed. “So here we go,” he said, and he began to type.