Funny Paragraphs Novels & Stories

she laughed again. “That’s why people say that friends are worse than enemies,” I muttered, clearly humiliated and looking like a freaking Raggedy Ann. After she laughed for the next two minutes, Mara finally said, “I almost peed my pants laughing. By the way, who the hell would put paint in your shampoo bottle? That’s such a crazy prank on a blonde.” “I know,” I groaned, pulling a beanie over my hair. Even in the San Francisco heat, I’d sweat bullets rather than let someone see this mess.

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

Emily scratched her neck trying to look for a suitable lie " Tell me. It sounds kinda fun ." " So the thing is that, on this faithful day , we'll put soy sauce inside everything thing. Like every food and drink ." Hana finished explaining with a nervous smile " Oh , no wonder the food tasted somehow in the morning. " She turned to face Emily who looked away not wanting their eyes to meet " I could imagine the hilarious reaction of Gabriel. " Alicia said smiling " You should have seen it. It was pricelessly funny . "Emily added remembering the look on his face . She burst out laughing again

Fair. Not even Lily. Reasonable. But she was winning. God. At least according to her. Fair. Then came the comparisons. Reasonable honestly. Peanut rolled over. God. Lily immediately performed three rolls. Fair. Peanut laughed. Reasonable. Lily laughed louder. God. Peanut grabbed a toy. Fair. Lily grabbed three toys. Reasonable honestly. The situation became ridiculous. God. Completely ridiculous. Fair. Then Daniel visited. Reasonable.

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

safe, content, happy. A wave of laughter erupted as Brian launched into another one of his jokes, his infectious humour washing away any lingering stress. For a blissful while, the world outside ceased to exist, replaced by the joy of my shared silliness. A forgotten warmth spread through me, the simple pleasure of laughing with Brian a rediscovered treasure, thanks to the movie.

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We will make you feel things no one else can. Bonnie sat there another minute, water cooling on her skin. Heart hammering. Then she started laughing—real, shaky, a little crazy. “This is the weirdest fucking day of my life. I got parasite-fucked at the bottom of the ocean and now my coochie has a cult in it. Great. Just great.” The Honeyswarm laughed with her—soft, overlapping, delighted. We like your humor. Now check the computer. We already searched for answers.