Patrick X Spongebob Novels & Stories

He barks when SpongeBob appears on TV. "You like SpongeBob, huh? Me too," I say as I continue having my cereal. After an hour or so of watching cartoon and trying to destract myself and my thoughts, I've already eaten one bar of chocolate and a quarter of the ice-cream is already settling down in my tummy. I'll have the cake later.

She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

Maya and I laid lazily on my couch, watching Ted over and over again till we became tired. Most of the time, Tristan and the thunder buddy song raced through my thoughts. I hadn't been seeing much of him since he saved me from taking a blow. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Nickelodeon. My eyes brightened when I saw SpongeBob on screen. Even if I was eighteen, SpongeBob was definitely a cartoon I'd never stop watching. How could anyone be like SpongeBob? He was very annoying and didn't know when to quit, but I still loved him.

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"

Tyler said faking a tear. "Shut up Tyler, you are so dramatic," Valerie chuckled. "Can we go to the spa now?" Tyler asked after Valerie had bought the cloth for Justin. "Aye aye captain!" Valerie said imitating the opening songs of SpongeBob Square Pants. *** Justin arrived at the bar where Xavier had asked him to come and meet him at. He walked in and he was directed to where Xavier was sitting. "Hey man," Xavier said patting Justin on his back. "How are you doing?" Justin said exchanging pleasantries.

Nora replied. "Well, I mean..." Sebastian tried to find an excuse but couldn't find anything to save him from his beautiful daughter's accusation. He glanced at Tera, seeking her help. "Do you know the cartoon character who is a square and yellow in color? The underwater sponge creature?" "Ah, that yellow character under the sea. Yes, I remember, that's Patrick the Star's friend, right?" "Finally!" Tera sighed in relief, "Why do you remember Patrick more than the main character SpongeBob?"

"Oh hey Gio l did not see you there what a lovely weather we have today hmm l have been thinking why does spongebob live under the sea when he can just live in a sink it would be nice having a sponge doing our dishes just for a penny don't you think but l think..." "Lorenzo"he says cutting me off as a warning as he quickly turned me around to face Romero and Kyden who were glaring at me as a chocolate covered Alessa sat on the counter but there was something on her leg it looked like a bruise."What's that"l was interrupted by Giovanni saying "Am not gonna fall for your tricks"he said not looking but l said am serious which made him also look.

Gabby wore pink glitter sunglasses and named every fish like they were members of her palace staff. “That one’s Princess Bubble.” “That’s a clownfish,” Xavier said. “She can have two jobs.” Mama bought too many souvenirs because “they’re still little, Ara, don’t be stingy like a Swiss accountant.” Papá bought more at the shop next door when Mama wasn’t looking. In the end, we came home with two stuffed sharks, one plastic crown, an octopus-shaped fridge magnet, and Al crying because Gabby said his shark “had no emotional depth.”

"Um....kid, what's your name?" "Patrick." "Hi, Patrick. Where's SpongeBob?" I joked, but the kid doesn’t seem to get it. Patrick just tilted his head to the side. "Never mind. My name is Hailey. Nice to meet you, Patrick." He didn't say anything. Well this is awkward. "So um.....tell me, Patrick. What are you doing in this building? Are you lost?" He nodded. "Do you...or do you know someone here that I could take you to?"

In the end, the shopkeeper declined the acquisition proposal from the assertive Ambrose, but agreed to sell SpongeBob to him. At the same time, as a token of goodwill, he also gave Ambrose an extra balloon as a gift. Well, Ambrose supposed that he could give this to Vincent. Ambrose walked out of the store, holding SpongeBob in one hand and a balloon in the other. A little boy happened to see him and stared at the SpongeBob in Ambrose's hand. He shouted, "Wow! It's the limited edition SpongeBob! I want it!" Ambrose, with a cold expression, looked down at the boy.